Since I started writing for 2oceansvibe, my mom calls me every day for proof of life! – SilverStreak, 2oceansvibe Blogger.

Does sun, sand, surf, champagne, vaguely-journalistic blogging, relationships with models, musicians and international dictators sound like a good time to you?

Can you string a recognisable written English sentence together?

Do you find yourself endlessly picking out the quirky, unbelievable and strange from apparently-normal news items?

Then you might have what it takes to write for 2oceansvibe. Maybe. But I’ll be the judge of that.

Hunter S Thompson – understood the vibe..

So my lovelies, if you’re keen to make waves on the only vibe worth making waves on, then send me (editor@2oceansvibe.com) your name and contact details, a photo of yourself (male applicants may not remove their clothing), a short bio, and three examples of your writing karate.

This should include:

1) A 400 word feature on anything you feel passionate about. We’re looking for your strength of insight here.

2) A 250 blog-type piece on any current news item. We’re looking for your ability to find the fresh 2oceansvibe angle in the painfully-boring.

In exchange for your services you’ll be emotionally manipulated, detained on a semi-permanent basis, and loved unconditionally.

Promise.

Big kiss.

Seth.