Full time human being impersonator, Gwyneth Paltrow, has given us all a perfectly-weighted surprise (shocks are never perfect) by perfectly capably singing an authentic-sounding but none-too abrasive country music song.
It’s titled Country Strong.
She reportedly recorded the song as part of the sound track to one or other upper-middle tier blockbuster film about a heroin who overcomes the burden of having a needy British musician husband and Yankee-Brit hybrid spawn to nurture in between maintaining your perfectly even skin tone and deluding millions of people into believing that you have a pulse.
Sorry, may have drifted into a description of “Gwyneth” in her down time.
Anyhow. She does a FANTASTIC impression of human emotion. It’s incredible. Everything about Gwyneth is incredible. Incredible.
Catch it after the jump.
Behold, Country Strong.
Yes, that link goes to the Country Music News Blog. Don’t ask.
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