For those of you new to the concept – let me first fill you in on the Dreamy Burger. This following excerpt was taken from last year’s burger special announcement:

I remember when my all time favourite Caprice waitress, Justine, first described the Dreamy Burger to me. It was something to do with a slab of cheese on top of the meat, and then she began to describe how the hot mushroom sauce is then poured over that slab of cheese, melting it in the process. As she described this final stage of the preparation she actually lost her breath for a second, her eyes rolled back and her mouth opened and hung agape for a few moments. I swear to God – it was like something out of When Harry Met Sally .“Jesus,” I said, “get me one of those!”

So ja, that chick in the pic is not Justine, but she just wants to show you how mnandi that burger is. And she’s not even eating the Dreamy Burger – she’s eating another one and she is still close to having a double orgasm.

Oh my God – you said “orgasm!”

Go get your very own – in fact get 2 for the price of 1 – Mondays to Thursdays between the hours 12:30 – 22:00.

That said, if you have a burger for breakfast, you won’t get 2 for 1.

Which is fair enough.

They have an egg special, actually.

Not really – they don’t.

Let’s just stick to burger chat for now – ok?