Unbelievable scenes this morning at vida e on Kloof Street, as this photo of the great man was tweeted by “king_si” and forwarded to the 2oceansvibe Twitter account.

It’s been a while since The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) has been spotted around town. No doubt he has been overseas somewhere, curing the sick and mending the frail.

But now it seems he is back – with what looks like a lovechild of sorts?

The TBG – spotted at vida e on Kloof

The interest surrounding him is apparent, as passers-by are just as drawn to him as this intrepid shutter-bug. But what of the child? Is it his? Is that the TBG V2.00? Or is it merely a genius child he picked up on his travels, possibly donated to him by a worshipper in a war-torn region of the planet?

Far more likely would be the fact that it is, in fact, Jesus Christ, reincarnated. They would naturally share a kinship of sorts, given their mutual special powers.

God probably asked the TBG to look after Jesus until he was old enough to walk on water without assistance. That kind of thing.

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