News items like this only come around once every few years. They remind you of why Ian Fleming was such a genius, as he churned out the iconic James Bond novels – most of which featured extremely hot woman spies. With Kim Jong il as today’s real-life Bond villain, and this smoking hot Russian spy the FBI found in New York, my call-up as James Bond should be imminent..

“Anna Chapman” – The spy who loved me..

Check this story out – it’s magical..

Anna Chapman’s story is unfolding like a plot straight out of a James Bond flick.

The beautiful 28-year-old divorcee who says she ran an online real estate company worth $2 million, was one of 11 accused Russian secret agents arrested by FBI agents.

Prosecutors say they were all part of a ring of old-school spies that answered to “Moscow Central”and lived deep undercover as ordinary suburbanites.

Chapman’s Facebook page, on which she also uses the Russian form of her name “Anya,”reveals a photo album of sexy profile pictures that could easily be headshots in a casting call to find the next Bond girl.

[more here (incl. facebook links)]

I can’t help but think of what I would do if I was naked with her, swimming in champagne, and she tried to make me “talk.”

I’d probably just tell her “Oh, shut up, Pussy,” and then pin her down in the classic “eagle-claw” grip and ravish her with some smooth moves a priest taught me once.

Then I’d post photos of us naked together on Twitter and everyone would call me awesome.

Actually, they’d probably knight me.

Which means everyone would call me “Sir.”

But you can just call me 😉