I’ll just kickoff by saying that Ponds did not pay me for this. I swear to God. I found this moisturizer and I want you to know about it. I first used it when I stayed at The Fruit Farmer‘s house in Robertson last weekend for the Wacky Wine Weekend. His wife, Cate, uses it. Her skin looks like porcelain, so I gave it a bash.

Pond’s Moisturizer – I’m fine with it

It’s called “Oil Control Cleansing foam,” which, in straight, means “face wash.”

Everything about it is awesome – I have no idea what makes it go, but my face feels so goddamn fresh afterwards I can’t tell you! And with just a small amount on your hands, a bit of rubbing produces a stunning lather – with small little beads in it which act as a very mild exfoliator.

Everyone has been commenting on my incredible “glow” (whilst remaining “matte”) and I urge you to join the Pond’s movement which I would like to kickoff right now.

This product is not only for women, but also gay and straight men alike!

Thank you, Cate, for the heads up.

Or should I say the face up!!

HAHAHAHA!!!

Worst joke ever sorry.