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SAVE YOUR CHILD FROM A LIFE OF LAME
20 May 2010 by Jasmine Stone in Advertising, Uncool, World
Everyone knows how cut-throat childhood can be, right? The playground politics, the snide remarks, the vengeful love triangles, the grief-induced crayon-eating binges. Right?
Well, maybe not me. Know why? Because when I was a kid, my parents made damn sure that their offspring would never, ever, have the label “loser” pasted on them.
How did they do that? Fashion, baby.
I now you can save your child from a life of low self-esteem too, with baby fashion, baby.
Thank YOU, Huggies, for showing all of us that there isn’t a moment to lose in our lifelong quest for cool.
BOOM! That baby is ROCKING IT! Are those Levis 507s?
Of course, this has absolutely nothing to do with the parents who’ll buy these diapers. It’s not like they’re insecure or anything.
Can you imagine the unspoken vibes in diaper isles the world over right now?
Nope. No parent-child jealousy complexes going on there.
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