PRESS RELEASE

Pyongyang (and maybe Cape Town, too), KCNA.

Scientists of the DPRK succeeded nuclear fusion reaction on the significant occasion Day of the Sun this year.

The successful nuclear fusion mark great event that demonstrated the rapidly development cutting-edge science and technology of the DPRK.

The nuclear fusion technology is called “artificial solar” technology as it represent field the latest science and technology for the development new energy desired by humankind.

Naysayers say this task is scientific impossibility. We say, come over here and get fused, pig-dogs!

We solve a great many scientific and technological problems entirely by our own efforts without the slightest hesitation and vacillation even under the conditions where everything was in short supply and there was a lot of difficulties. One time, we even ran out of ways to blame oursleves when the lab electricty cut out, again. The Dear Leader was not pleased.

But now, we have made glorious revolution energy production Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea for Dear Leader and humankind. Except South Korean Imperialist Devils.