It’s common knowledge amongst the well-informed (funny that) that your traffic fines will almost always be reduced if you send in a letter with a feasible excuse to the traffic department. Fines are nearly always halved at the very least.

The only problem is we often don’t have the strength to actually sit down and write the letter – let alone know the correct format and best excuses to get off the hook.

Enter FmyFine.co.za..

www.fmyfine.co.za

F my Fine (Fuck My Fine) is an online service that generates leters for you to send in to the traffic department in order to reduce your fines. And guess what? It’s LEGAL!

No spice, check it out:

What is F*MyFine?
F*MyFine generates personalised, printable excuse letters to help your reduce your traffic fines. Excuse letters are delivered as personalised PDF documents, which you can simply print, sign and send.

Is it legal?
Yes. Using F*MyFine is like having your personal assistant draft a letter on your behalf, which you sign and send. F*MyFine provides you with a personalised letter generation service to assist you in reducing your fines and save you time – that’s all.

Won’t the traffic department notice duplicate excuses?
No. Every time you preview or download an excuse, the visual style and certain text elements of the excuse are randomised. You can try it with an excuse in your cart.

How much does it cost?
1 excuse @ R50.
3 excuses @ R100 (save R50).
10 excuses @ R200 (save R300)
Unlimited excuses @ R500 (priceless).
Unlimited excuses? Really?
Yes, as in all-you-can-eat. Never pay for excuses again; it really speeds up your checkout.

Is it secure?
The entire F*MyFine site is SSL secured (See the https:// address, which signifies an SSL connection). This means all communications between you and the website is encrypted. Read the privacy policy.

I just tailored a fine excuse using F*MyFine. What now?
Follow the Reduction Instructions.

How do I pay?
Via PayPal (credit card) or Bank Deposit.

Can I write excuses for you?
Yes, we’ll give away 10 Excuses (valued at R200) for every great excuse we end up using. Keep it or give it away to your girlfriend or a tjommie. They’ll think you spent R200 and love you forever. Nice.

How long are my excuse credits valid for?
Forever.

Who made this piece of #*$* website?
Mary Anna and Alice Dee were sick of paying for traffic fines so they got a bergie to put some codes on the interwebz.

One thing is for sure, these guys have a sense of humour.

I like what they’ve done, but will like it even more when they make an iPhone app that is linked to my account. Then, when I get a fine, I simply open the app, photograph the fine and it gets sent on to FmyFine who process it AND post it from me.

Go!

PS. I sent an excuse letter for a R500 parking fine – will let you know the outcome..