It didn’t take long for the first iPad porn site to appear. Now I know you will be able to access the usual porn sites on the iPad, but, without Flash capabilities, some of them might not work.
I assume! I mean, I don’t know anything about porn sites, but *ahem* it’s an interesting discussion, right? I think any commercially/economically/technologically inclined individual would be interested to note that they’ve launched some porn sites which have been tailor made for the iPad.
Like these guys:
VAN NUYS, CA–(Marketwire – April 1, 2010) – Adult entertainment studio Pink Visual announced today the launch of PinkVisualPad.com (just be careful when clicking that), a new website that is optimized for viewing on the much-anticipated iPad from Apple, which is due to hit shelves in the U.S. this Saturday, April 3.
pinkvisualpad.com – that’s where it’s all happening..
(NSFW – obviously..)“We’re total Apple product nerds here at Pink Visual,” said Brand and Product Manager Kim Kysar. “As soon as Apple unveiled the iPad, we got to work on the site, even though we didn’t have much to go on at that point, other than the Safari engine. What we did know was that the iPad would sell like crazy, and that our customers and fans would expect Pink Visual to be at the forefront of the iPad porn market; with the launch of PinkVisualPad.com, that’s exactly where we are.”
Designed to adhere to webkit standards, PinkVisualPad.com makes extensive use of CSS, yielding a less graphic-heavy design and a faster loading site — crucial elements for a quick wank iPad users with slower WiFi connections, Kysar said.
ENJOY THIS: “we were the first company to have such a high volume of content for the iPhone and now we’re ready to ‘flip the switch’ for iPad porn as well. So, this won’t be some four-page-deep site with a few hundred clips; we’re talking about hours and hours of full-length scenes, including all of our most popular DVD titles.”
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That’s right, my friends, they’re just going to “flip the switch” to Pornville, USA!
Not that the Apple nerds who created the iPad are very pleased about it. No, sir! Do you think they had porn in mind when they made the sleek little toy?
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