Only a few hours to go..

Cape Town Wakes Up – With only a few hours left to go before arguably the biggest event of the summer, Capetonians started waking up yesterday and bought the remaining 75 tickets for “The Vibe ” party tonight. BUT WAIT – we have convinced organisers to issue a further 200 tickets so if you move your arlee you can still get them. You can buy them online. It’s 80 bucks. That’s what you’ll be paying car guards after the World Cup.. Everyone is going to be there! Don’t be a sad loser. [buytcketsonline]

Warren Buffett Adds Rock Star, DJ to His Resume – Warren Buffett just got even cooler. Who knew that power-broker is actually a power-ballad singer, too? Yes, that’s actually the Oracle of Omaha channeling Axl Rose throughout this Geico video clip—right down to the Guns N’ Roses front man’s waist-length hair, black leather jacket, and red plaid kilt. It’s amazing how a few billion dollars can make you jump up and dance. [vanityfair]

Tiger Woods Reckons You Should “Shut The Fuck Up While I Slap Your Face” – that’s the kind of vibe Tiger was going for in the myriad of text messages that have been submitted by one of his many many mistresses, porn star Joslyn James. You might want to check the rest out – you will be speechless. And remember, as Tiger would say, “You are my fucking whore.” [deadspin]

MWEB Releases Uncapped Broadband – SA First – Local internet service provider MWeb on Thursday claimed to be the first major player in South Africa to offer uncapped ADSL on a significant scale. The group said that with support from its parent company, Naspers, it is able to offer the cheapest unlimited internet access in the country, “available 24 hours a day, with all the value-added products, technical back-up and a world-class network”. This, my friends, changes everything. [mail&guardian]

Angelina Jolie And Johnny Depp Banging On A Boat Together – Megastars Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie were shooting scenes for their new film The Tourist in Venice, Italy yesterday. By the look of things, the Depp Master General is very relaxed. Great idea getting them together in the same film. Small obvious. Speaking of which, can you just imagine what mind-blowing love two such beautiful people must make? It probably sounds like Land of Hope and Glory when they’re at it. [hollywoodrag]

Playboy TV Accidentally Played On Children’s TV Channel – TV bosses in the US have apologised after preview clips of the Playboy channel were accidentally played out on two children’s channels. A Time Warner Cable (TWC) spokesman said a “technical glitch” was to blame for the mistake, which lasted two hours in parts of North Carolina on Tuesday. The company was made aware of the error after parents called in to report it. Beautiful! [bbc]

The Awkward Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell Feud Reaches Fever Pitch – Two weeks ago, Ryan Seacrest finally grew some balls and confronted Simon Cowell on American Idol for his harsh judgments of contestants. Yesterday, it happened again (and it was awkward/full of sexual tension). Tonight, Cowell fought back. Video inside. [gawker]

Bugatti 16 C Galibier: The Ultimate Family Car? – New pictures of Bugatti’s four-door family saloon have been released. It’s a million miles away from a Mondeo though, as it will cost £900,000 (R10 million). The 16 C Galibier should become ‘the world’s fastest, highest accelerating and powerful four-door,’ says the maker. Bugatti wants to sell it by 2013, when the recession will hopefully be a distant memory. Ja, that makes sense. [yahoo]

Baselworld 2010: New Rolex Explorer – Rolex is refining its classics for 2010. The new Explorer I for 2010 has been given a slightly wider new dial (39mm) and comes complete with polished numeral indexes, and a whole heap of luxurious refinement.In the watchmaking world, the Oyster is iconic and mythical. Introduced in 1926, it is the first waterproof wristwatch. [luxuo]

The Sexualization of Dakota Fanning is Complete – So… Dakota Fanning. You know, that cute, innocent little actress. Isn’t she so cute and innocent? Not anymore! Fanning was on the Late Night show in the States wearing a crazy-short dress and discussing “steamy” lesbian scenes in The Runaways which she filmed when she was *cough* 15. Aah, Daddy’s little girl – all grown up… ish.. [gawker]

[thanks lance, travis]