Terry Richardson – will make your daughter touch his penis..

Fashion’s Raunchiest Photographer – There’s photographer Terry Richardson on the main page of his Web site, chiling with Barack Obama. And there he is again, sitting front row at Calvin Klein – after shooting the latest Pirelli calendar. But then you might have recently seen him splayed across New York’s most famous gossip column, as Page Six ran items in which models told stories about how he pressured them into having sexy time with him during photo shoots. Sometimes geting them to whack him off in front of the other models. No spice.. [dailybeast]

Sandra Bullock Walks Out On Husband – Brand new Oscar winner and star of the Speed movie series, Sandra Bullock, has moved out of their home and canceled a trip to Europe to attend the premiere of the film she won an Oscar for, The Blind Side. This, after reports that her husband, Jesse James, has been bonking this chick. Michelle (Bombshell) McGee admitted to steamy romps with Bullock’s husband, motorcycle man Jesse James, but insists James told her his marriage to America’s sweetheart is over. Shame. [nydailynews]

“The Vibe” Party Practically Sold Out – I doubt you can get any tickets for Friday night’s “The Vibe” party in Camps Bay, but it’s worth a shot. If sales do happen to close you have no-one to blame but yourself. Why did you risk missing out on oysters, champagne, magicians, angels, weather girls, rock stars, TV stars, sports stars, movie stars, hot sexy sexy, people on stilts (no spice) and The Wedding DJ’s? Very foolish. Give it a try – maybe there are a couple left. [buyticketsonline]

Bernie Madoff Is Getting Fucked Up In Prison – Bernard Madoff, who is serving a 150-year sentence in North Carolina for running a fraud scheme that cost investors billions of dollars, was physically assaulted by another inmate in December, according to three people familiar with the matter. Mr. Madoff was treated for a broken nose, fractured ribs and cuts to his head and face. The former inmate said the dispute centered on money the assailant thought he was owed by Mr. Madoff. Hahahaha! [wallstreetjournal]

Get Your Swing On At The Assembly Saturday Night, Baby! – You know The Great Gatsby? This is where he’d be if he was around. Think prohibition, Al Capone, bootlegging, The Untouchables, Benny Goodman, The Cotton Club, Curls, Coco Chanel, Louis Armstrong, Steam Boat Willie etc. From The Crooners band to The Big Bad Prohibition Band it’s everything from jazz to high energy swing – this is not to be missed. Let’s see some pearls and lace, girls! And boys, I wouldn’t mind some suspenders! [theassembly]

Hacker Disables 100 Cars Remotely – More than 100 drivers in Austin, Texas found their cars disabled or the horns honking out of control, after an intruder ran amok in a web-based vehicle-immobilization system normally used to get the attention of consumers delinquent in their auto payments. Now that is AWESOME! [wired]

Tiger Isn’t Home Free Yet – There was a lot of buzz yesterday over the first photo of Tiger and Elin Woods together. Given that Elin is said to have quietly moved back in with Tiger and that they’ve allegedly been spotted kissing and hugging, a lot of people assumed that she was buying his excuses. That might not be the case as Elin met with her lawyer for a whopping three hours earlier this week at her rented home, where they say she’s still living apart from the golfer. [celebitchy]

Pop Ya Collar Hits Dubai and Hong Kong – SA cult fashion sensation and street-trend photo blog, Pop Ya Collar, finds herself in Dubai and Hong Kong, with a whole new range of styles and fads to fawn over! From Bershka shoes to military inspired jackets, our favourite fashionista is plutzing all over the place! Some awesome candid shots around Cape Town appear as well. Were you one of the chosen few? [popyacollar.co.za]

The Diamond iPad – At $19,999 (R150,000) I’m gonna have to talk very nicely to Digicape to organise us one of these puppies. I don’t think they’ll mind – especially when I tell them that it’s covered with 11.43 carats of diamonds, graded G/H in color, and VS2/SI1 in clarity! Well thank God for that! Hmm, this week’s Superena Lottery might have to come into action! Then I’ll buy one of these for each of you. Mwah! [gizmodo]

Britney Is Single, Y’all! – Credited for being a positive influence on Britney and keeping her from riding a tricycle down PCH with a human head taped to the handle bars or throwing her tampon in a restaurant or whatever it is this lunatic does, Jason Trawick, Britney’s manager/boyfriend, has split from this hillbilly after dating her for a year. [idlyitw]

Heidi Klum Topless – Of all the Supermodels out there, I think Heidi Klum might still be m favourite. Not only is she still superhot, but she still loves to get naked (or close to it) in front of the camera. Take these Heidi Klum topless pictures from the April issue of Allure magazine, for instance. First of all, it’s Heidi Klum topless. Second, they might be some of the sexiest pictures of her that I’ve ever seen. [egotastic]

First Black Catholic Priest in U.S. Up For Sainthood – The Rev. Augustus Tolton, the nation’s first known black Roman Catholic priest, could become St. Augustus. Cardinal Francis George announced Wednesday that he will appoint a commission to assemble facts about Tolton’s “heroic virtues” and introduce his cause for sainthood to Rome. He also invited anyone who can report spiritual or physical favors granted through prayer in Tolton’s name to submit their testimony to the archdiocese. [chicagotribune]

Fugitive Mafia Idiot Suspect’s Location Revealed On Facebook – A suspected mobster’s love of Facebook proved to be his undoing when Italian police tracked him down thanks to updates on the social networking site. Pasquale Manfredi, 33, who called himself “Scarface” in tribute to the gangster film starring Al Pacino, is wanted for killing a rival mobster by blowing him up with a rocket launcher. Police said he was a keen user of Facebook, updating his profile regularly. Then he got caught. Fucking idiot. [telegraph]