We can only hope and pray that SA’s hottest party DJ’s, The Wedding DJ’s wear their new shirts (bought for them by friends and SA music/internet sensation, Die Antwoord) at “The Vibe“ party, next week Friday 19 March.

The Wedding DJ’s in their new kit
Courtesy of Die Antwoord

Our buddies at WatKykJy pointed out the detail on the shirts, noting that, although seemingly Hawaiian, the shirts are in fact full of cars and women, rather than the usual flora, sunsets and palm trees. We approve.

We also humbly request that the Wedding DJ’s wear these incredible garments on the 19th..

Don’t forget there will be NO TICKETS SOLD AT THE DOOR on the night of the party. You need to get your tickets (buy online here) beforehand and I swear to God they are nearly sold out. I will remind each and every one of you of this fact when the emails come in nearer the time asking if I can “wangle something” to get you in. I cannot, I’m afraid – this is 100% IN YOUR HANDS.

It’s only the biggest party of your life.

Don’t say we didn’t warn you..

Have you ever been to a party where The Wedding DJ’s have played?

If you haven’t, just ask some of your mates about it.

Seriously, just do me that one favour..

Oh, also, did I mention there will be oysters?

Seriously, just grow up.

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[thanks griff]