Well I suggest you do – because there is something of a surprise waiting for you on board. That’s right, my lover – over 100,000 copies of the Mango Airlines in-flight magazine, “Juice,” have been printed and they are yours to keep!

Why would you care about the Mango Airlines in-flight magazine?

Let me show you..

This month’s cover of “Juice” Magazine
Mango Airlines in-flight magazine

CLICK HERE TO READ THE ARTICLE

No, I am not shitting you – it’s real. Can you even cope with that facial expression? Hahahaha! I’m like, “sure, I slept with your wife, but how good is this cocktail? Here, try some..”

God, what a DICK!

That shot was taken at the Sky Bar, by the way – at my primary residence, the 5-star Cape Royale hotel. The very same hotel which recently had employees from Coral International hotel in the lobby, trying to poach guests as they checked in.

So for those of you who were about to book on another airline, stop what you’re doing right now and get your mouse over to Mango Airlines.You can’t buy these mags in the shops so flying on Mango will be the best chance you have of grabbing a copy. And it’s a top story – written by none other than Simon Hartley .

What’s more, we’re giving away a free Butlers pizza and a free Euromillions Lottery voucher to everyone who sends in a picture of themselves on a Mango Airlines plane, holding up a copy of the magazine. Seductively.

Competition runs until the end of the month.

Send your pics to editor@2oceansvibe.com with the subject “Touch my Mango” and we’ll sort you out.

*If you do not live in Cape Town, you may transfer the pizza to a friend of yours in Cape Town. They will then owe you a favour and you will have the power. If you don’t have a friend in Cape Town then the pizza will be kept for you until you move here.

Thanks to Monique and the crew for an awesome day shooting and mucking about at the 5-star Cape Royale Hotel.