That kreef is definitely size

Lady Gaga Goes Kreefing – Lady Gaga was in London over the weekend wearing this. A “silver sequenced lobster” and a see-through latex rubber dress. At least she had enough decency to tape up her nipples. You have to leave something to the imagination. You don’t want to give it all away. That’s what my mom tells me anyway. But between you and me, I think that’s crazy talk. Look, do you want to be famous or not? [theblemish]

Old SA Flag Banned at New Cape Town Stadium – The old South African flag has been banned from Cape Town’s 2010 soccer stadium, along with items such as tear gas and pointy umbrellas. The flag is on a list of forbidden items displayed at entrances to the 68 000-seater showpiece, which on Monday hosted a whistle-stop visit from a group of invited local and international media. [mail&guardian]

Jacob Zuma To Stay With Queen During Visit To Britain – South African president Jacob Zuma will stay with the Queen this week during an official visit to Britain in the wake of a sex scandal which has shaken his premiership. JZ will arrive in the UK tomorrow with one of his three wives for a stay which will see the couple hosted on Wednesday and Thursday nights at Buckingham Palace. [dailymail]

Rupert Murdoch Will Not Be Stopped – For those of you who haven’t noticed the unravelling of the greatest media showdown of all time, this article will bring you completely up to date about Rupert Murdoch’s position, what he’s about, what he wants and how he plans to get it. At the moment he wants to maim the New York Times and kill Google – in no particular order. And he doesn’t give a fuck if his kids get in the way either. [nymag]

Katie Holmes Prepping For Baby Number 2 – Could Suri Cruise be getting a little baby brother or sister soon? Word on the street is that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are beginning to try for baby #2! Katie has been spending an awful lot of time at the Hollywood Scientology Center, undergoing “auditing,” which is something people of that faith do before trying to conceive. [hollyscoop]

Clock Bug Shuts Down PS3s Worldwide – Sony is advising many PS3 owners not to use their consoles for 24 hours while the company fixes a massive bug affecting consoles around the world. Older versions of the system have been unable to log on to the Playstation Network, and in some cases even unable to play games, thanks to a quirk in the system’s clock. [newser]

Pro X Games Rocks Cape Town This Weekend! – 
Think massive aerial maneuvers like back-flips and tail-whips in the FMX arena. Think slick and stylish trickery on the half-pipe and street course in the Skateboarding arena. Think Big Air and agility in the BMX arena and of course, think balance and coordination with huge sprays in the Wakeboarding. Put all these thoughts together and you should be roughly in the region of the adrenaline fuelled Pro-X Extreme Games! [pro-x]

News24’s Now Throwing “Fuck” Into The First Paragraph – News24 continue their greatly supported use of the word Fuck. And it’s getting more an more prominent too – with the latest power-of-speech victory appearing in the first paragraph of a story. Actually, the third word of the entire article! Go boys! [news24]

Huge Head of Pharaoh Unearthed in Egypt – A colossal red granite head of one of Egypt’s most famous pharaohs has been unearthed in the southern city of Luxor, officials said. The 3,000-year-old head of Amenhotep III – grandfather of Tutankhamun – was dug out of the ruins of the pharaoh’s mortuary temple. Experts say it is the best preserved example of the king’s face ever found. [bbc]

Elderly Couple Die After Yobs Set Their Home On Fire – Albert and Kath Adams, both 77, were asleep in their home when the fire broke and spread to their home. It is believed the couple became trapped in the burning house after the yobs, who the couple had previously challenged over loutish behaviour, returned for revenge. That’s weird, I thought bad things like this only happened in South Africa? [telegraph]

People Of The Park – A while ago we brought you peopleofwalmart.com which gave a candid view of the complete freaks that roam around Walmart stores in the US – where cow print G-strings and vintage lace boob tubes flow into one. Well now they have gifted us with peopleofthepark.com. Random pics of freaks cruising around Walt Disney World. Awesome in bold italics! [peopleofthepark]

Louis Vuitton Mon Monogram Service online – Louis Vuitton continues to expand their online store and have announced the introduction of the Louis Vuitton Mon Monogram service. The service will allow you to customize your Louis Vuitton bag, ending up with over 200 million possible combinations on your bag of choice. [luxuo]

Michael Douglas, Take Two – While Michael Douglas reprises his Oscar-winning role as Gordon Gekko, he is also focused on another sequel: the successive father-son problems that have wounded three generations of Douglases. Evgenia Peretz hears how the 65-year-old star made peace with his legendary dad, Kirk, got in touch with his inner S.O.B., and is striving for a second chance with his own kids. [vanityfair]

Welcome To Bastide Les Amis – In the heart of the Luberon Valley in Provence, with its back to the infamous Mistral and nestled amongst tall cypress trees and verdant pastures, lies the elegant Bastide Les Amis alongside one of France’s most picturesque ‘perched’ villages, Menerbes. The big question is : can you chill that hard? [provence-villa-rental]

[thanks mirko, brett]