England rugby international, Stuart Abbott MBE (2oceansvibe Character, The Inside Centre ) is very knowledgeable in the way of the prawn. Having lived in both Cape Town and London for many years, he can spot them a mile away, especially when it comes to the bad habits they exhibit, without a care in the world for us, the more considerate courteous citizens.

If they’re not carelessly cruising through red traffic lights, in full view of our children, or exposing their testicles (again, in full view of our children), another anti-social display of fuck-you-all-ness, is the annoying habit of leaving their alien-looking helmets on their heads when in a public commercial environment. Look at these fucking idiots.

Prawn freaks spotted in London

Dubbed “prawns,” with reference to the unwelcomed aliens in the movie, District 9, it is a shame that these few pests ruin it for the rest of the cyclists out there who choose to set a good example, by appreciating the other people in their immediate vacinity.

Can’t wait to see what Lance says about all of this..