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Angie Sanselmente Valencia

Lingerie Model Runs One Of World’s Largest Drug Gangs – Stories like this are tailor made for 2oceansvibe. An international arrest warrant has been issued for the 30-year-old Angie Sanselmente Valencia, who is suspected of recruiting beautiful women and using them to move drugs to Europe and North America. Many of these women are believed to be other lingerie and glamour models. [telegraph]

Dope Smoker Freaks Out After Girlfriend Turns Into Dolphin – A man walked into a police station in southern Sweden last week to complain about the quality of the hash that he had been sold, asking for a lump to be tested for traces of LSD. The man told officers that his ganja had left him feeling ill-at-ease and in the midst of a nightmare scenario where his girlfriend resembled a dolphin. [thelocal]

Howard Stern Organises $100,000 Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant – As the Tiger Woods scandal continues to evolve and develop, legendary shock jock Howard Stern, announced recently he will be holding a Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant, offering a huge $100,000.00 cash prize to the winner, who must be one of the “officially” recognized women linked romantically to the famous golfer. [associated]

Hummer Is Dead – General Motors announced yesterday that its deal to sell the Hummer brand to China’s Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machines could not be completed. As a result the Hummer brand will begin winding down, joining other iconic brands such as Pontiac and Saturn on the GM execution list. At this point it appears highly unlikely that another saviour will be found in time. [carmagazine]

Yahoo Partners With Twitter – Yahoo Inc plans to integrate Twitter into its collection of websites, as the company seeks to enhance the appeal of its online properties with popular social networking features. The partnership will allow web surfers to view the short, 140-character messages created by Twitter users, dubbed Tweets, directly within Yahoo sites as well as to publish their own Twitter messages without leaving Yahoo. [reuters]

Fake Rape Victom Gets 3 Years For Sending Innocent Man To Prison – A woman who fabricated a gang rape accusation was sentenced Tuesday to up to three years behind bars herself, saying she was riven with remorse for sending an innocent man to prison. They should do the same with Cape Town whores women who intentionally fake pregnancies. You know who you are. [newsrunner]

Charlie Sheen And Wife Both In Rehab – You’ll never believe it, but Charlie Sheen has entered a treatment facility, following speculation he was drinking again. “As a preventative measure, Charlie Sheen has entered a rehabilitation facilit,” says source. Sheen’s wife, Brooke Mueller, is also in rehab for crack and alcohol addiction. Excellent! [popeater]

Hilary Duff Blown Away By Marriage Proposal – The ring she got from hockey player Mike Comrie is estimated to be worth around $1million. Which is pretty impressive, I guess. Not nearly as impressive as the gift she gave him afterwards. What a nice gesture, I’m sure you will agree? [superficial]

Google Execs Convicted In Italy – A judge in Milan, Italy, on Wednesday convicted three Google executives of violating Italy’s privacy laws, a decision that Google is characterizing as an attack on Internet freedom. The charges stem from a video that was uploaded to YouTube in Italy that depicts four high school boys in a classroom in Turin, Italy, taunting another boy with a mental disability. [informationweek]

Conan O’Brien Joins Twitter – A Conan O’Brien Twitter account surfaced yesterday evening under the name @ConanOBrien. Conan’s first tweet, posted at approximately 6 p.m. Feb. 24, 2010, said: “Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.” Two hours later, the feed had nearly 129,000 followers. His bio reads, “I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account.” [huffstuff]

SeaWorld Killer Whale Kills Trainer – A trainer at the SeaWorld theme park in Florida died yesterday after being attacked by a five-tonne killer whale, named Tillikum. Witnesses said she was attacked and shaken. Victoria Biniak told a local TV station. “Tillikum “took off really fast in the tank and he came back, shot up in the air, grabbed the trainer by the waist and started thrashing her around.” [times]

George Clooney Buys Island For Girlfriend – George Clooney of course owns a home (the Villa Oleandra) on Lake Como in Italy, which you may remember as the place where the French guy lived in ‘Oceans 12′. In the middle of the lake is Loreto Island, and now Clooney owns that too, or at least his girlfriend does because he bought it for her. You need to see these pics. [wwtdd]

Today’s SuperEna Lottery Jackpot Set For Half A Billion Rand! – Ok, look, it’s only actually €40 million, which is just under half a billion rand. You’ll forgive me right? When you’re only able to buy seven private jets and not eight. You won’t be angry, hey? Come on, bru, I thought we were buddies? I just bought my tickets – have you? [playsuperena]

Toyota Chief Blasted, Despite Apology – Under blistering criticism, Toyota President Akio Toyoda personally and repeatedly apologized to Congress and millions of anxious American car-owners Wednesday for deadly defects in popular models produced by his Japanese company. But angry lawmakers declared it was hardly enough. [associated]