It had to come out sooner or later. With the massive success of ass products sold in and around South Africa, it was only a matter of time before someone found out where it all came from.
Would you believe it – KIMBERLEY of all places!
The Ass Wholesalers outlet in Kimberley
The only distributors (as far as we know)
of pure unprocessed ass in South Africa
I don’t know about you, but I’m booking a trip to go there as soon as possible. I’m not sure what I’m going to make with the ass I buy, but I’m just going to get myself a whole stack of it before it’s all sold out! Who knows – Ass flavoured bubble bath?
The way ass products are taking off, that stuff will be under lock and key in no time. It’ll be like the Coca-Cola recipe or the KFC secret ingredients..
Trust me, folks – get that ass before it’s all gone!
[thanks barry]
