Yesterday we ran a brief competition for the London ex-pats to win two pairs of tickets to GOLDFISH who playing in London tomorrow night.

In order to win a pair of tickets, you were asked to submit a photo of your cleavage with the words “Goldfish Owns My Body” handwritten across.

Well Mike S found a loophole in the competition, in that I had not declared the word “female” in the rules.

This was the result:

Mike S – Naughty opportunist!

Ok, good, you’ve done well. You tricked me and I learnt my lesson. Anyway, the tickets are yours.

I waited patiently and, ot seconds later, came the second and final winner of a pair of tickets to watch Goldfish in London.

God bless Candice P!

Well done, Candice!

This is what she had to say about the experience:

“Gotta give us an A for effort, we had English bettys walking in wondering WTF we were doing in the office toilet and who Goldfish are!!!”

You definitely get an A for effort, my love. You also get a comfortable C from this angle when it comes to something else! Hey, is that a Woolies JT1 bra? I love it – stunning!

You are a prime example of a true 2oceansiber, Candice!

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