Brangelina and Maddox at The Super Bowl
[source:hollywoodrag]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Kissy-Kissy at Super Bowl – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie showed their love for New Orleans – and for each other – at the Super Bowl on Sunday. The couple, who’ve been dogged by rumors of trouble in their relationship, looked in great spirits, cheering the Saints on to victory at Sun Life Stadium in Miami, and stealing a kiss or two along the way. [people]

Brad and Angelina Sue Over “False” Split Claims – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are suing the British tabloid that started the now-famous break up rumour which swept the world two weeks ago. The couple demanded a retraction and an apology from the newspaper but they were ignored. …So they’re going to sue their asses! [ninemsn]

Man Found Alive In Haiti Rubble, Four Weeks Later – That woman who was “miraculously” saved 15 days after the earthquake is going to be pissed off about this one. Four weeks is pretty hard to beat. Personally I would have held out a bit longer – just in case. I reckon David Blaine could do a few months. In a block of ice. Under the rubble. [cnn]

Google Advertises During The Super Bowl – Google — a big advertising company that doesn’t advertise — debuted at the Super Bowl Sunday. The ad tells the story of a romance helped along by a series of Google searches conducted by (one is left to imagine) a young man who find love after a simple plan to study abroad in Paris turns into love, marriage and a need to know how to assemble a crib. [wired]

Megan Fox Uses Hand Double For Super Bowl Ad – Suffering from a genetic condition called brachydactyly, which means she has clubbed thumbs, Megan Fox’s Motorola Super Bowl ad required the work of a hand model. This allows us to concentrate on the fact that she is half naked, rather than staring at her thumbs. Shame man. [dailymail]

Advocate Barbie Back In The High Court – But the comments section under the story makes for more entertaining reading : “This person has been dragged through the mud by the media for years. she has paid dearly. She must not do any time in jail. That will not benefit anybody. She should do community service – and no better place to start than at my place. Every Wed and Fri just after 3 pm. Bring wine and toys..” [iafrica]

Stowaway Freezes In Boeing Wheel Well – It’s a pretty ballsy undertaking, sneaking into the wheel mechanics of a New York to Tokyo flight, with just a long sleeve top and a jean pant on. Turns out the guy froze to death. Bloody fool. It’s occasions like this that I would have worn my reversible Instinct jacket, circa 1993. [huffers]

George W Bush Billboard Appears On Highway – A billboard with a massive photo of George W Bush pulling one of his stupid faces, with the caption “Miss Me Yet,” has appeared next to a highway in the US, somewhere near Wyoming. No-one has claimed responsibility for the billboard, even though it is completely awesome. [npr]

Heart Attack Grill Sues Heart Stoppers Sports Grill Over Heart Attack Restaurant Theme – Two cardiac-arrest-themed fast food joints on opposite sides of country are locked in a federal lawsuit over restaurant themes. Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, Ariz. has sued Heart Stoppers Sports Grill in Delray Beach, Fla. Heart Attack’s owners argue that Heart Stoppers is too similar to their own restaurant. [wallstreetjournal]

EuroMillions “SuperDraw” Jackpot Rolls Over For Friday – Last week’s EuroMillions SuperDraw lottery was not won by anyone and has experienced a rare rollover. The rollover now sees a jackpot of €129,000,000 which equals one and a half billion Rand. Players are able to play Friday’s EuroMillions lottery from around the world safely online. [playeuromillions]

So, Are Die Antwoord Really Zef? – After research into the group’s impressive marketing techniques, M&G reports : “Not at all, although many who aren’t familiar with Ninja’s (Wadkin Tudor-Jones) and Yo-Landi’s (Yolandi Visser) other guises (read: overseas audiences) have assumed they are. They were both involved in MaxNormal.TV and the Constructus Corporation, with different names, background stories and characters.” Genius! [mail&guardian]

“The Worst Thing About The Smoking Ban,” By Jeremy Clarkson – As we know, the ban on smoking in public places, and the misery of being forced to stand outside like a naughty dog every time you want a fag, has caused almost everyone to give up. When you are allowed to smoke, there’s a sense still that if you do, you’ll be the only one. Lighting up at a drinks party is a bit like standing there masturbating. [timesuk]

[thanks simon, jason]