I’m writing from a Vida e Café. I feel like an overpaid Generations actor that drives a mini-cooper. It feels nice.

So, after some great suggestions and plenty of foraging, I’ve managed to put together the first five, of what will finally become the inaugural, proudly South African, SAWAG Top 10. Now, when I read that quickly the first time I read Sehwag, and so I’m changing it to, the first-ever SA WAG Rankings.

I realised the situation was dire, but I just never realised how dire it was until I started compiling the list. South African WAGS simply don’t feature in our tabloids. It’s a hard-knock life for aspirant young WAG-hopefuls, and there’s a small part of me that feels we can’t solely place the blame on our sportsmen and women. How can they be expected to raise the bar in the WAG department when there isn’t a benchmark in the Republic? The USA have set the bar at Andy Roddick’s WAG, Brooklyn Decker. That’s a high bar. In fact, that bar is so high, when I asked Okkert Britz what he thought, he agreed.

It left me with very little option, and so, in no particular order, here are the first five additions to the first-ever SA WAG Rankings.

Here goes…

Bryan Habana and wife, Janine Viljoen.

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Captain Biff and with his new lady, Brigitte Sarembock. Top marks to this WAG as she leads by example and heads off to India to support her man.

Neil McKenzie and Kerry McGregor. A seasoned WAG, who’s no stranger to the ins and outs of a WAG’s life.

Roland Schoeman and Kate Midgely. The new WAG.

Sue Erasmus. JP Duminy’s WAG.

Five positions to go as we work towards SA’s fairest top ten WAG’s. Feel free to send through your suggestions for the final five, which will, next week, make up the inaugural Top 10 SA WAG Rankings. Thanks for all your suggestions so far. Keep em coming. Mail to oorlogspoort@gmail.com.

Chowgaps (@chowgaps)

FRIDAY

2:00 PM – 6:30 PM Tennis SS6A, SS6

SA Open, Day 5: Day Session

3:50 PM – 5:25 PM Motorsport SS5A, SS5

GP2 Asia Series:, Abu Dhabi -First Race

5:45 PM – 9:15 PM Cricket SS5A, SHD

Standard Bank Pro20 Series, Warriors v Eagles

5:45 PM – 9:15 PM Cricket CSN, SS2A

Standard Bank Pro20 Series, Cape Cobras v Highveld Lions

6:30 PM – 12:00 AM Tennis SS6A, SS6

SA Open, Day 5: Evening Session

SATURDAY

12:00 AM – 3:00 AM Golf SS2A, SHD, SS2

US PGA Tour:, Northern Trust Open Day 2

1:45 AM – 11:00 AM Rugby SS1A, CSN, SS1

IRB 7s World Series:, New Zealand Sevens

5:30 AM – 1:25 PM Cricket SS2A, SS2

Indian Cricket:, Jaypee Infratech Cup – India v South Africa 1st Test Day 1

2:00 PM – 4:45 PM Soccer SS3, SS3A

Barclays Premier League, Liverpool v Everton (Hd)

3:00 PM – 5:45 PM Soccer SS4, SSA

Super Diski: PSL:, Wits v Orlando Pirates

4:00 PM – 6:15 PM Rugby SS1A

The Cape Town Stadium Rugby Festival, Boland Invitational XV v Stormers

4:20 PM – 6:30 PM Rugby SS2A, SS2

Six Nations:, Rnd 1 – Ireland v Italy

4:45 PM – 7:00 PM Soccer B SSM2, SS3A, SS3, SS3N

Barclays Premier League, Man Utd v Portsmouth

SUNDAY

3:30 AM – 7:30 AM Boxing SS6, SS6A

Ibf Heavyweight : Tomasz Adamek v Jason Estrada

5:30 AM – 1:30 PM Cricket SS2, SS2A

Indian Cricket:, Jaypee Infratech Cup – India v South Africa 1st Test Day 2

11:00 AM – 3:00 PM Golf SS1A, SHD

Euro PGA:, Omega Dubai Desert Classic Day 4

5:10 AM – 1:30 PM Cricket SS5, SS5A

Aus Cricket – CB Series:, Australia v West Indies 1st ODI

12:30 PM – 7:55 PM Tennis SS6A, SS6

SA Open, Final

2:15 PM – 5:45 PM Cricket CSN, SS2A, SS2

Standard Bank Pro20 Series, Nashua Titans v Cape Cobras

3:00 PM – 6:00 PM Soccer SS4

Super Diski: PSL:, Ajax Cape Town v Mamelodi Sundowns

4:50 PM – 7:00 PM Rugby SS1, SS1A

Six Nations:, Rnd 1 – Scotland v France

5:30 PM – 7:55 PM Soccer SS3A, SS3

Barclays Premier League, Chelsea v Arsenal (Hd)