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Marisa Miller Out At Victoria’s Secret – Marisa Miller may have just placed No. 2 on AskMen.com’s list for the “99 Most Desirable Women of 2010,” but she’s not as popular elsewhere. Sources confirmed that the California stunner is no longer working with Victoria’s Secret. Miller has been one of the lingerie line’s “angels” since 2007 and walked in its most recent show last month. [nypost]

SA Minister Of Police Confirms That Jackie Selebi Is a Criminal – “We are of the view that a friend of a criminal is a criminal,” said Minister of Police Nathi Mthethwa on Thursday afternoon in Pretoria. Now, given that former SA Police Commissioner Jackie Selebi admitted to being friends with convicted drug trafficker, Glenn Agliotti, this would surely mean that he (Selebi) is also a criminal? [mail&guardian]

Tiger Woods Voicemail Mistress Strips Off For Ralph Magazine – You might remember the name Jaimee Grubbs. Ja, that’s the one. So anyway, she’s running around getting her kit off for camera’s because she is now vaguely famous for boning a famous person (that’s how it works with these slags). This shoot is with Ozzie’s Ralph magazine. I was going to use her above, in the main pic. But the “no trolls” rule will always apply. [busted]

Simon Cowell To Produce Haiti Hit – Simon Cowell has stepped up to the charitable plate and announced that he’s organizing a “We Are the World”-style charity single to benefit the Haiti relief efforts. And while it might have been nicer had he come up with the idea himself, the orders apparently came from a bit higher up. [eonline]

YouTube to test video renting service – Movies shown at the Sundance Festival will be available for rental YouTube is to start testing a video rental service in the US on Friday, marking its latest attempt to move beyond its traditional advertising-supported model and open what some analysts say is a new front in parent Google’s rivalry with Apple. [financialtimes]

Meet The Painter Anthony Hopkins – “They’re a bunch of assholes. I’ve had no ­contact with my daughter for years. That’s her choice. Anyway, you move on. If people don’t want to bother with me, fine. You know, God bless them, and move on. I don’t hang out with negative people or people who bitch and moan about the injustices of the world. I don’t waste any time with ­people like that.” [guardian]

Jet Diverted Over Teenager’s Prayer Scare – A Jewish teenager trying to pray on a New York-to-Kentucky flight caused a scare Thursday when he pulled out a set of small boxes containing holy scrolls, leading the captain to divert the flight to Philadelphia, where the commuter plane was greeted by police, bomb-sniffing dogs and federal agents. Hey how’s that war on terrorism going? They make you jump when they’re not even there. [associated]

Rolex Launches All New Oyster Perpetual Milgauss – Rolex unveiled the new Oyster Perpetual Milgauss model at Baselworld. The watch is resistant to a magnetic flux density of 1,000 gauss. Initially introduced in the 1950s, the Milgauss movement & magnetic shield allow the watch to achieve exceptional performance when subjected to intense magnetic fields. Rolex achieved the superior rating of the Milgauss by encasing the movement in soft iron. I like it. [watchluxus]

Woman Grabs David Beckhams Testicles – This is not a false alarm and is 100% true and I want you to see it. During an interview in Italy, a rubber-gloved reporter approached the soccer superstar and grabbed for his nether regions and he wasn’t very impressed. According to the Sun, the stunt was an attempt by the Italian TV show Le Iene to determine whether he is as endowed as he appears in Armani ads. It’s too funny. [thehuffsta]

Polanski’s Wife Defends Him – Roman Polanski’s wife has defended her husband in a rare interview, calling the 1970s a “crazy time” of “sexual liberty and permissiveness.” Emmanuelle Seigner says she’s “not a super-liberal person who thinks that nothing is serious.” But the actress and singer says that “at the time people didn’t live and react in the same way.” Fair enough – that’s why it was fine to drug, rape and sodomise a 13 year old.. [yahoo]

Yuneec electric sport airplane will silently change the way we travel – If you have always wanted a helicopter but have been put off either by its carbon emissions or by the continuously rising fuel costs, you now have a better option. Enter the E430, the prototype of an electric aircraft introduced by Yuneec International. Offering two seats, the airplane fuel costs about $2 per hour of flight and is priced around $89,000. Sign me up! [bornrich]

Tim Horan to play at Cape Town Tens – Double World Cup-winning Wallaby centre Tim Horan will head up a star-studded contingent of Australian rugby stars who will be playing for the International Legends at the 2010 Castle Cape Town Tens in February. Horan, Pat Howard, Jeremy Paul and Damian Smith – who between them played almost 200 Tests for the Wallabies. [capetowntens]

Ard Matthews Plays Caprice Authentic Sessions Tonight – The Havana Club Authentic Sessions will see 10 of South Africa’s finest bands and DJs take to the decks to play a set of music that has inspired them through their careers and offers listeners an insight into their musical roots. “It’s a collection of artists putting together a compilation of music that quite simply would not be heard anywhere else.” And tonight it’s the turn of Just Jinjer frontman, Ard Matthews. Be there. [authenticvibe]