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GET MARRIED, STOP SMOKING, WIN AT THE CASINO, REMOVE BAD SPELLS
18 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham in Quality Humour, Spotted Around Town
He has it all, old “Ali”. The “Herbalist of the Year 2009,” we are told. And my GOD is he skilled! There are simply too many skills to mention. He’ll increase your penis size and make sure you win in court! “No matter what stage” of the court proceedings, he goes on to say.
This guy is just AWESOME!
I must stress to you that this is a genuine flyer being handed around Cape Town. I get sent most of them when they hit the streets.
But this one is particularly special..
Your basic Cape Town flyerSeriously, stop spending big sums of money on empty promises.
The best thing about the whole vibe is the first point – the fact that he’ll even tell you what the problem is, before you tell him.
Jeez, Ali must get a lot of chicks.
[thanks fergus]
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