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Bar Refaeli Married Friend To Avoid Israeli Army Duty – One of the most beautiful women in the world, and Leonardo DiCaprio’s main squeeze, Bar Refaeli, married and divorced a friend to avoid service in the Israeli army, it has been revealed. The General of the Israeli army is giving her a hard for killing it on the fashion runways, rather than killing humans with bullets. [skynews]

News24 Drops The K-Bomb – Virgin Active SA (who refuse to add 2OV to their firewall software’s exclusions list) might pretend it’s not happening, but News24 went ahead and published the K-word yesterday. In a report about a drunk woman who lost her cool with cops, the mainstream media outfit happily published the words, ” she started swearing at officials, even reportedly calling them kaffir.” Go News24! [news24]

The Great Google Cover Up – In response to what they say they suspect was a Chinese government-supported cyberattack, including hacking into the Gmail accounts of human-rights activists, the search giant says it has had a change of heart about censoring Google results on behalf of the Chinese regime and may instead leave the country. Is the search giant’s China firestorm a smokescreen for a far larger problem? Find out how your entire life, as stored on Google’s servers, may now be there for the taking. [dailybeast]

Five Year Old Drummer Will Blow Your Mind – It’s not often that we watch videos on the internet with our mouths on the floor. Such is the case of “Jonah Rocks,” the five year old kid who, without one lesson, is one of the greatest drummers you will ever witness in your life. Check out this clip and try keep your mouth closed. [youtube]

Victoria’s Secret Reveal The “Topless Bikini” – Leave it to Victoria’s Secret to concoct a one-piece bathing suit with so little fabric, it’s actually called a bikini. VS’s new “topless” bikini (reminiscent of the original monokini from the ’60s), thankfully, comes with a removable bandeau for those not wishing to bare it all. [victoriassecret]

Dan Nicholl Reports on the Queen’s Plate – In his famously hilarious style, Dan Nicholl gives us his report on South Africa’s premiere day at the races. Kicking off with, “The rumour doing the rounds at Kenilworth race track on Saturday morning was that Pocket Power, quite possibly the most devastating horse this country has ever produced, had been out at a Cape Town night club until three o’clock that morning with SuperSport presenter Neil Andrews and a clutch of FHM models.” [iafrica]

Space Shuttles Work Requires Cocaine – NASA is investigating how cocaine ended up at one of its shuttle processing facilities at the Kennedy Space Center. The space agency has a zero-tolerance drug policy, and is looking into the incident. Workers are being tested and authorities are confident they will find the owner of the white powder. [cfnews13]

[thanks luca]