Please, dear God, do not see this as the start of a trend. We do NOT post lost dog ads on 2oceansvibe. But I just thought the rareness of receiving a lost dog ad in my inbox would be enough reason for this “one-off.”

It’s very “niche,” don’t you think? And I am SO niche right now..

Anyway, it’s deadly serious and involves a Golden Retriever, named Moscow. The added advantage this ad has over other lost dog ads is the fact that I had a Golden Labrador as a kid. You may have seen a picture of me and Katie in that ELLE Magazine interview they did a few weeks back.

“KAAATIE, KATIE, KATIE, KATIE, KATIEEEEEEE!”

“FOOODIE, FOODIE, FOODIE, FOODIE, FOODIEEEES!!!!”

Sorry about that.

So, ja, retrievers and labs, they’re virtually the same. Imagine if we said we would do missing dog ads, but only for golden retrievers and labs. Hah, that would be funny. Racist, even?

But seriously, don’t. I’ll leave and then you’ll have nothing.

So here it is:

ON New Year’s day? Shit, not an ideal way to start the New Year.

Hangover…

House in a mess…

“Moscow!!!”

“MOSCOW!!!!”

“COME IN, MOSCOW!!!”

Shame, no, but seriously it’s not a cool vibe.

So the big question is, have YOU seen Moscow? Went missing on the Atlantic Seaboard (originally Clifton).

Let’s find this hound and then we can rejoice!

Tell you what, if you find Moscow I’ll throw in two nights in my suite at the 5-Star Cape Royale hotel in Cape Town. No spice.

This is the LAST lost dog ad we’re doing.

Ever.

Seriously.