Tiger Woods Mistress, Jaimee Grubbs
Poses for Maxim Magazine

Tiger Woods Mistress Poses for Maxim Magazine – It was inevitable that The Girls of the Woods Mansion would all start charging to get their kit off in various magazines. Jaimee Grubbs was quick off the mark with this Maxim Spread. Not bad. That should do a new one with a different girl every month for the next few years. [maxim]

Tiger Woods Mistress Will Claim He Had Gay Romps in Tell-All Book – One of Tiger’s many mistresses, Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, is penning a tell-all book about the golf ace and claims that she witnessed him in gay encounters. Hmm, I don’t know.. I can barely get my head around the amount of girls he nailed. How does one find the time to nail guys as well? There simply aren’t that many hours in a day! [radar]

Schabir Shaik’s Parole Paradise – Schabir Shaik stayed at the exclusive Zululand game lodge Thanda Private Game Reserve for three nights in June on a luxury safari junket, shortly after he was released from prison on medical parole. This would have been a clear violation of the fraud convict’s parole conditions. [mail&guardian]

$30 Million Lottery Winner Feared Murdered – When a Florida lottery winner vanished months ago, his mother hoped he’d gone to a Caribbean island to escape the hangers-on who plagued him—but authorities now believe that he was in fact murdered by one of them. [newser]

Finally, The Web is Coming to Your Car’s Dashboard! – To the dismay of safety advocates already worried about driver distraction, automakers and high-tech companies have found a new place to put sophisticated Internet-connected computers: the front seat. I’ve been waiting for this for a long time! [nytimes]

The American Secret Service Chase Naked Man Around the White House – A man created a scene — and a Secret Service scare — near the White House during rush hour Wednesday evening when he stripped to the buff and took off running, leaving his bag of clothes unattended on the Ellipse. Nice. Great gag. [washingtonpost]

Ancient Civilisation Discovered in The Amazon – The gradual devastation of the Amazon—the felling of thousands of square miles of forest, the clear-cutting of the jungle—has produced, paradoxically, one of the greatest archeological discoveries: a vast and complex ancient civilization. That’s hot! [newyorker]

Sharon Stone Reckons Meryl Streep Looks Like an “Unmade Bed” – Sharon Stone, 51, has some choice words for Meryl Streep, 60, in the new issue of Tatler magazine, saying the “It’s Complicated” star gets so much work at least in part because Streep looks “like an unmade bed” and is “because she looks like a woman we can all relate to.” [huffington]

Scientist Smashes Pi Record – A French scientist shattered the record for calculated digits of Pi, working the number out to 2.7 trillion decimal places—and he did it with a home PC. Fabrice Bellard beat the previous record by 100 billion digits, using a new software algorithm he claims is 20 times faster than previous calculations. It still took him 131 days. [telegraph]

Top 10 Dream Jobs Let You Live The Holiday – Remember when you were 10 years old and wanted to be Indiana Jones? Or maybe you were more of a Magnum PI type, snooping around your neighbors’ trashcans for something incriminating. With the launch of 2oceansvibe Jobs and everyone reassessing there work situation, we check out Daily Beast’s Top 10 Dream Jobs. [dailybeast]

Newly Single Susan Sarandon Prowling The Nightspots – Two weeks after announcing her split from longtime partner Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon is not slowing down: In fact, the 63-year-old single star has been spotted out at several New York City nightspots. This follows reports of her secret affair with a 32 year old man. Go, Susan! [people]

13 Super Annoying Ways People Abuse Facebook And Twitter – I throughly enjoyed these. Including the Passive Aggresive Hint: “I’m thinking about you. Yeah, you. You know what you did. And I won’t ever forget it.” It goes on advising not to create your own fan page and bragging. Check it out. [thefrisky]

Demand For ‘Designer Babies’ To Grow Dramatically – Parental demand for “designer babies” screened to lack faulty genes will grow dramatically over the next decade, with new discoveries about the influence of DNA on health, a leading geneticist has predicted. As science learns more about the genetic roots of disease, couples will increasingly seek DNA tests on their embryos when starting a family. [timesuk]

‘Sunny in The Shade’ Neon Discotheque Party Tonight at Assembly – Dress neon, Dress all white, bring glow sticks and neon Accessories. Paint yourself with neon paints and dance with Discotheque and SUNNY IN THE SHADE all night long. Open the 2010 Discotheque dance scene with Dj’s Grave Danger, Dean Fuel, Nick Supply and Funky G dropping killer beats till 4am. MC PH Fat will be rocking the stage with Graffiti Artists executing a live painting installation. Wild! [facebook]