JFK, yacht, angels, naked, everywhere!

Photo Surfaces of JFK on a Boat With Naked Angels Everywhere! – This may well be the final piece of evidence necessary to convince non-believers that John F Kennedy was awesome. A pic from the 1950’s has surfaced, showing our boy quietly chilling on a private yacht as naked women tan and leap all over the show. Top-left, ski-slope. Nice. [tmz]

Apple iSlate Tablet Paten Details Released – It looks like they’re going to be calling it the iSlate. It will come in 7 and 10 inch models (“yeah, like my Johnson”) and the screen will use an “articulate frame. It will much like a large iPhone and users will be able to download different pieces of software (like iPhone apps). Sick! [broadbandgenie]

Wired’s 20 Favourite iPhone Apps of 2009 – I strongly advise the annoying Blackberry defenders to have a browse through this list and drop me a line when your annoying calculators can perform all of these (a mere 20 of the many thousand apps out there) mind-blowing functions. Until then, please can we please drop the discussion? [wired]

Charlie Sheen Spends Christmas in Jail – This time they started drinking on Christmas morning and later that day he tried to strangle his wife, Brooke Mueller. Oh, he also threatened her with a knife. It’s no big deal, he did shoot his ex-fiancée, Kelly Preston, in the arm once. Not bad for the highest paid TV actor in America. [guardian]

Zebra & Giraffe Playing LIVE at The Assembly tonight with DJ’s Disco Rodeo! – It’s the last party of the year at The Assembly and it’s going to be off.the.hook! For those of you out of the loop, Disco Rodeo is the only duo to successfully mix classic songs, golden oldies & some dirty disco beats to easily keep you going till 4 in the morning! And that’s after you rock out to Zebra & Giraffe.. Hah, it’s too easy! [buytickets / facebook]

Detroit Plane Terror Attack – Airport misery and severe delays were continuing at British airports following the failed Christmas Day terror attack to blow up a plane between Amsterdam and Detroit. Oh didn’t you know that a plane was nearly blown up in the sky in the US? I swear! In his jocks! Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab, is his name. And mass murder is his game! Check it out.. [telegraph]

Tiger Woods’ Dad: ‘Marriage Is Unnecessary’ – Which is fair enough. I mean, really? Who has time for marriage? Who even has time to be a wild teenager or twenty-something? You should be working on that swing, boy! Keep that fucking head down, you little prick! [huffington]

Bloggers Crash Fashion’s Front Row – Not everyone thought it was adorable in September when a 13-year-old wunderkind blogger named Tavi was given a front-row seat at the fashion shows of Marc Jacobs, Rodarte and others. Cosmo do the same with me although, I guess you’re right – it is different – I am a sex symbol. [nytimes]

Best Dressed of 2009 – Pop stars, rock royalty, leading ladies, First Ladies and models – we present the style-setters who have caught our eye throughout 2009, in no particular order, with their consistently impressive sartorial choices. [vogue]

The Hoff is Gunning For Sophie Monk – Former 2oceansvibe Tuesday Tabs model, Sophie Monk, has reported that intergalactic icon, David Hasselhoff, has been hassling to get in her pants. True story. Good luck with holding him Hoff. [mirror]

Gucci Spring Summer 2010 Ad Campaign – If you want to escape for a moment from winter, heavy jackets, boots and sweaters look at the new Gucci Spring/Summer 2010 campaign. Shot in Palm Beach, the campaign features models Natasha Poly, and Ryan Kennedy photographed by Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott. [luxuo]

“We” Smoke Vulture Brains For Lottery Luck – Another awesome story to come out of South Africa for the rest of the world to see : “Vultures are scarce. I only have one every three or four months,” said Scelo, a young healer in downtown Johannesburg’s market for “muti”, or traditional medicine. “Everybody asks for the brain. You see things that people can’t see. For lotto, you dream the numbers,” he said. Yes, of course. [yahoo]

SuperEna Draw Rollover Hits £100,000,000 – That works out to 1.202 BILLION Rand. That’s a lot of money. But would you tell anyone if you won? What would YOU do with the cash? [playsuperena]