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December 9, 2009

PLAY THE TIGER WOODS WIFE OUTRUN GAME!

There are many reasons why The Rock is a 2oceansvibe Character – not least of which being his ability to find such incredible pieces of greatness as this.

Behold, the Tiger Woods online arcade game.

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This is NOT a drill

The aim is to drive Tiger safely out of Elin’s grips, and ensure that his car doesn’t hit any trees or golf bags. There is a mistress in the car, so it is important that you get the hell out of her way before she cleans you with a golf club.

It’s basically real life.

Here’s a screen shot after I played for the first time:

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Elin got me!

It was my own fault – I couldn’t move quick enough.

And anyway, the bird in the car with me was distracting..

Do you reckon YOU can help Tiger avoid his club-wielding wife?

CLICK HERE to play the game.

[thanks old chap]