Tiger’s Litter

Tiger Woods and The Porn Star – Seriously, it’s reached a point where you can make the headlines up. Not that I made this one up. It is now officially alleged that NUMBER 7 has come forward with revelations of her and Tiger’s sexual escapades. He’s basically bonked everybody. It won’t be long before one of our own poppies come forward. [newyorkdaily]

Tiger’s Wife Has Moved Out – Elin Nordegren had enough and moved out of the $2.6 million Windermere home, neighbors and other sources close to Tiger, told RadarOnline.com exclusively. Sources tell RadarOnline.com that Elin is living nearby in another house. [radar]

Over 1,200 Limos, 140 Private Jets, And caviar at Copenhagen Climate Summit – The Telegraph UK reports that more than 1,200 limos have already been ordered for the UN climate summit, and the orders are still coming. The airport says that they expect more than 140 private jets. They say that that is so far above their capacity that the planes will have to fly to regional airports to park. Then they will fly back to Copenhagen to pick up their passengers for their return flights. [examiner]

Google Introduces Real-Time Search – Google said Monday it will begin indexing much of the web in real time, and marry those results with its relevance-ranking technology to make sense of the torrents of information being published via Twitter, Facebook and blogs. [wired]

50 Cent Slams Jay Z – Rolling Stone Magazine caught up with 50 Cent for an interview as he had some of his signature tattoos lasered off his arms to benefit his budding acting career while musing on the leak of his latest disc, Before I Self Destruct. Fiddy also chatted about his new collaboration with Philly rapper Beanie Sigel and mouthed off about another New York legend with a major 2009 LP: Jay-Z. [rollingstone]

Man Arrested for Throwing Tomatoes at Sarah Palin – A man was arrested for allegedly throwing two tomatoes at Sarah Palin from the second floor balcony during a book signing event at the Mall of America in Minnesota, MyFoxTwinCities.com. reported. Neither tomato came close hitting the former 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee, but did hit a police officer in the face, the station reported.[foxnews]

Harry Potter To Go Naked – The latest Harry Potter film will feature a “very sexy” love scene in which actor Daniel Radcliffe appears nude alongside co-star Emma Watson. Director David Yates revealed that the scene in Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows takes place as Harry and his best friend Ron Weasley, played by Rupert Grint, are battling a monster. [telegraph]

The Good, The Bad and The Laughable – MediaWeb look back at 2009 and dish out awards for those who have delivered us our news. It has been an annus horribilus for advertising spend and some rose to the challenge; others fell victim to the recessionary beast but the hacks kept on reporting, giving us insight and entertainment. [moneyweb]

Google Buys AppJet, Maker of EtherPad Word Processor – While they still look closely at 2oceansvibe and are thinking about it.. Google Inc., aiming to bolster the Google Wave online-collaboration software, acquired the maker of a Web-based word processor called EtherPad. [businessmirror]

Christina Augilera And Hubby Take Son Max Out to Get Christmas Tree – Seriously, that’s all it is. No big story – just pictures of Christina and family cruising around Hollywood. It’s just an excuse to see an up to date pic of one of our favourite angels. Let alone an opportunity for the laydezz out there to ooh and aah over her kid. [icydk]

Startups Find Interactive HotSpots in Cooling Music Industry – Musicians, forget about baring your soul. Jay Frank, senior VP of music strategy for Country Music Television, opened today’s SF MusicTech Summit by admonishing recording artists to adapt their music to new media — not to wait for new media to adapt to their music. [wired]

Seth Movember moustache loses against Umdloti’s “Heartman” – After days of painstakingly assessing the final mo’s in our “Great Camps Bay vs Umdloti Mo-off” contest, Judge Lucy eventually adjudged the “Trucker” ‘tache sprouted by The Heartman of Umdloti as the winner. [fredhatman]

Jude Law and Sienna Miller Spend Weekend Together – Don’t do it, girlfriend! He bad! Jude Law and Sienna Miller have been spending lots of time together including this weekend when they were spotted leaving his apartment within minutes of each other. So what do you think — does it seem like these friendly exes are back together? [popsugar]

Jordan (Katie Price) Gets Absolutely Hammered – Last night. In London. For a change. [dlisted]