Marisa Miller shows as the “Fantasy Bra”

Victoria’s Secret unveils $3 million diamond bra – It’s called the Victoria’s Secret Fantasy bra and was designed by Italian jewelry house, Damiani. Looking at the picture, the fantasy is all there, but I don’t know how fantastic it will be after I buy it and Marisa is gone. [luxuo]

Bafana Bafana Will Score R58.6 Million No Matter What – Bafana Bafana will walk away with US$8 million (R58.6 million) in prize money even if they fail to make it past the first round of the 2010 Soccer World Cup. Total prize money for the tournament had been set at $420 million (R3.08 billion).This was a 61 percent increase on the 2006 total. [timeslive]

Ronnie Wood Arrested – Rolling Stones guitarist Ron Wood (62) was arrested this morning on suspicion of assault. “I can confirm that there was an incident last night and that Ronnie Wood was arrested,” a spokesperson for Wood said. The victim of the suspected assault was Wood’s 21-year-old (nice one) girlfriend Ekaterina Ivanova. [rollingstone]

Tiger Woods Gets His Cheque Book Out – Our boy has reportedly offered one of his lovers $1 million to shut her mouth – and his wife a $55 million deal to save their marriage. This, after New York nightclub hostess, Rachel Uchitel was about to hold a press conference (cancelled at the last minute) revealing details of their sexual liaisons. [news]

Oprah Has Her Eye On the Tiger – Oprah Winfrey has called Tiger Woods herself to offer him advice, comfort … and the opportunity to tell his side of the ever-developing Tiger-gate drama on her couch. [popeater]

Get That Celebrity Mistress Look – Tiger Woods, Eliot Spitzer, et al.—Why do their “other women” appear so similar? Have you noticed that? The Daily Beast questions why powerful men always seek warm-blooded blow-up dolls. Plus, enjoy their gallery of lookalike mistresses. [dailybeast]

Sports Illustrated (US) Shows Off Their Future “Tablet” Format – Whilst rumours of the inevitable iPhone-life Apple Tablet continue, companies like Time inc. are readying themselves for the next generation of news publishing. And Sports Illustrated have done us proud. Check out this interactive video of how their magazine will read. [minonline]

Penniless Cavemen Inherit £4 billion – No I’m not making this up. These two brothers are living in a cave just outside Budapest and were contacted because there wealthy grandmother had just died. She left no will and the money then has to go to the next of kin. Or, in this case, the next of ka-ching! [telegraph]

Audi Introduces New MMI Touch Input System – Instead of using awkward wheels or joysticks, like the Mercedes’s MyCommand or the BMW iDrive, the new Audi MMI touch system just uses a touchpad for some direct finger-drawing action. The driver just writes naturally with a finger on the touchpad. [gizmodo]

Hello, My Name is John And I Ride a Bicycle – 
It has a titanium composite alloy frame such as NASA uses on
the space shuttle and Shimano gears which are the best. Riding a bicycle has many advantages. As you do not have to register bicycles or obey any road rules, I am currently constructing a four person family bicycle which consists of two bicycles welded together. [27b/6]

Top 50 Luxury Fashion and Luxury Trends in 2009 – From detachable wedding dresses and super-stretch motorcycles, to military menswear and retro nerd glasses; what were the top 50 luxury fashion and luxury trends of 2009? Trendhunter did the work for us so waste not a moment and get in there! [trendhunter]

British Couple Star in Porn Film To Pay For Wedding – The Brits maintain their record of incredible behaviour as we hear about this couple who made close to 2,000 Pounds, starring in three different porn films. The money was raised to pay for their wedding in Cancun. Excellent, guys. Keep it up. [togd]

(Approaching) Christmas Diary – “A few years ago en route to London I had an unfortunate accident in the very back row of a decrepit BA 747 (entirely the fault of the appalling house red they were serving) and a coiffed air tart who looked like Jacqui Smith screamed at me. From Cape Town to Johannesburg the SAA 737 I traveled in was struck by lightning, cracking the cockpit window.” [southernwrite]

Much Anticipated “Mobile Boutique Store” Launches Tonight! – With 48 talented new fashion design labels, music, food and drink plus a club all at one popular venue, you’ll find the clever kids in The Shed at The Old Biscuit Mill, Salt River, Cape Town. Every Friday night From 6 to 11 pm. Plus Monday 28, Tuesday 29 and Wednesday 30 December.. [themobileboutique]

[thanks eric]