So as I said a couple days back, all these ex-flings of Tiger’s are starting to come out of the woodwork, following his bizarre car accident outside the front of his home (which including his wife “rescuing him by smashing the back window of the car with a golf club). Some of them are obviously selling their stories, which doesn’t make things easy for him, as he tries to put out the fires.

Especially when one of the fires is cocktail waitress (I LOVE saying ‘cocktail watiress’) Jaimee Grubbs, who records him trying to put her potential fire out. Us Magazine paid her $150,000 for this recording which shows Tiger asking her to remove her name from her voicemail message.

As The Muse says, “Wow, he’s quite a cowboy!”

Well, I mean… it’s one thing getting someone to change their voicemail, but it’s QUITE another thing getting them to avoid the internet and YouTube.

And the television.

And Magazines.

The magazines would be pretty bad, but I’m pretty sure his wife knows his voice. He simply can’t can’t tell her, “that’s not me.”

Although Joost van der Westhuizen’s wife did see a VIDEO of him nailing some stripper and he managed to convince her.

So….ja…you never know..

But Wait…

UPDATE from CNN :

Golfer Tiger Woods apologized Wednesday for “transgressions” that let his family down — the same day a gossip magazine published a report alleging he had an affair.

“I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves,” he said in a statement on his official Web site.

[more here]

Ok…so there you have it..

[thanks david]