Tiger Woods’s Facial Injuries Were Not From a Car Accident – Unless you’re calling his wife a car? Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren — according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident. And now the cops have issued a warrant for his medical records and Tiger is missing his OWN golf tournament..Yu! [TMZ]

A Guided Tour of Roman Polanski’s Luxury Alpine Prison to the Stars – Poor, beleaguered Roman Polanski is being held in the most inhumane of conditions, a luxury ski chalet with a breathtaking view in a posh Swiss town beneath an endless sky bound only by rainbows. [gawker]

Berlusconi’s Wife ‘in 43m Euro a Year Divorce Claim’ – According to Italian daily Corriere della Sera, Veronica Lario, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s wife, is seeking 3.5 million euros per month during divorce proceedings. Berlusconi had rebuffed her demand, and offered a more reasonable 200,000 euros a month. I can imagine that not being enough. [luxuo]

Heidi Klum and Seal’s Brand New Baby [PHOTOS] – For the first time, the world is getting a look at Heidi Klum and Seal’s new daughter, Lou. Over the holiday weekend, the ‘Kiss From a Rose’ crooner published several photos of his family, with little Lou in tow, on his Web site. [seal]

ATTENTION GIRLS! The MUCH Anticipated “Rarely Worn” Clothes Sale – So many of you own clothes that you never wear, some of them still brand new, too valuable to just give away, but wasting away in your closet. This is your opportunity to get rid of all those items while making some money back. Or even better, going to a sale where you can buy practically brand new clothing at a bargain price! 11am, 5 December – Cape Royale Hotel [rarelyworndetails]

Alex Baldwin is Quitting Hollywood – At least he will be, just as soon as he finishes cohosting next year’s Oscars, stops serving as a prime-time magnet for the Golden Globes and Emmys and otherwise decides that he’s tired of being one of the best things to happen to the small screen in years. Then it’s over. [eonline]

Scottish Brewery Creates Strongest Beer in The World – Scottish brewery BrewDog have broken the record for the world’s strongest beer with its new brew, Tactical Nuclear Penguin, which contains an ABV of 32 per cent. I took a sip of one the other day and saw the Lock Ness Monster drive past me in a car. [bighospitality]

Billions wiped off markets as Dubai returns to work – Traders jittery after UAE bank’s bid to restore confidence is overshadowed by emirate’s refusal to guarantee debts. And so they should be after so much money has been blown on people building their houses on sand, let alone building the sand on water. Dubai, the symbol of greed. Burn, baby burn. [guardian]

Essential iPhone Apps – If you’re like me and you understand that iPhones are better than Blackberrys and whatever other kak is out there, you’ll appreciate this. Each month, the best new iPhone apps—and some older ones—are considered for admission into Gizmodo’s Essential iPhone Apps Directory. Who will join? Who will live? Who will die? [gizmodo]

Review: 2010 Audi S4 sedan, Fast and Practical – BMW has its M Division, Mercedes-Benz has AMG and Audi has Quattro GmbH. Quattro of course draws its name from the all-wheel-drive system that has been a staple of Audis since the early 1980s. The Quattro group based in Neckarsulm, Germany creates two levels improved Audis which are distinguished by the model names, these being S and RS. All naturally available at Audi Centre Cape Town. Follow the jump to read about the latest S4. [luxotica]

“The biggest innovation in writing history” – After the massive success of this revolutionary pen in the United States, PenAgain is now availaible in South African stores. I’m still trying to get my hands on one but have been told that the PenAgain’s patented wishbone shaped design has been called “the biggest innovation in the writing instrument industry since the ballpoint pen replaced the quill”. Well I still use a quill (I’m using one to write this article) so I’ll be interested to give it a go! [penagain]

TODAY’S SuperEna Lottery Sports R1.1 Billion Rollover Jackpot – At £88 million, today’s SuperEna lottery draw is one of the biggest jackpots in history. You can use this free triple-ticket lottery voucher if you’re quick enough (7F17-A0B0-89DD-74EC – it will only work once). And, if that doesn’t work (you weren’t quick enough), then you can buy your own at the same place. Safely and securely online. I just bought three (see my numbers here). [playsuperena]

Christmas Decorations and Gifts Sale at Rhubard Room – Fueled with champagne and gaggles of trendy babes cooing over all things glittery, I’d be tempted to advise the boys to swing by! Running from 9am to 5pm today. Go get ’em, girls! [rhubarb]

[thanks robin]