Rachel Uchitel
..may or may not be boning Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods Crashes Car During Alleged Affair – Those of you with your fingers firmly on le pulse will be aware that rumours of an affair between Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel (above – hotter than his current wife, Elin Nordegren), have been circulating. Things have gone to the next level as Tiger crashed his car into a tree outside his house at 2am. He is apparently injured (from the accident? OR his wife? Very spicy. Get involved. [huffington]

Susan Boyle Breaks Down During US Tour, Sucks Thumb – Her debut album is the biggest advanced seller in US history and perhaps it’s all getting a bit much for Subo. As she was seen during a lunch, trembling, sucking her thumb and sobbing. Shame. [dailymail]

Pulp Fiction Screenwriter Tweets From Jail, Ends Up Re-Imprisoned – Jailhouse tweets: harrowing, educational, and a bad idea if you’re dodging the terms of your sentence. In the midst of his prison term for a fatal DUI, Roger Avary blew the whistle on his own short-lived accidental freedom via Twitter. [defamer]

Motorhomeless Blogger Needs Help – “SA-positive” blogger Fred Hatman is organising a mad 1,700km unicycle ride from Durban to Cape Town to raise awareness of landmines. The Heart & Sole Tour needs a back-up vehicle so, if you have a four-berth motorhome to lend him, put your hand up! [fredhatman]

“New Moon” sends sales of pale foundation soaring – The classic Saint-Tropez tan is being shunned in favour of a more sinister trend. A deathly pale complexion – achieved with the help of powders or foundation – is the new ideal, as women take inspiration from the vampire film New Moon. [dailymail]

Imibala Announces Somerset West Street Party on 9 December – All profits from the daygoing towards the ‘sponsor-a-child’ charity concerning children in the Helderberg area. With only R700 required to sponsor a child for a year, every little bit really does count. Contact and venue details available online. [imibala]

Jake Gyllenhaal And Reese Witherspoon Call It Quits – Oh my God, I don’t believe it! That’s so weird that the couple that I least care about in Hollywood are actually OVER?! No ways! What’s next? [people]

Metal-detector enthusiast Terry Herbert unearths $5.5 million in gold – The largest haul of Anglo-Saxon gold ever discovered, unearthed by a metal-detector enthusiast in a farmer’s field, has been valued at 3.28 million pounds ($5.5 million) by a committee of experts. Under Treasure Trove laws, the money will be split between the finder, Herbert, and the landowner. [nydailynews]

[thanks paul]