Hi gang! Hope all is well in the land of joy, sex, money, fast cars, champagne and suntans.

Firstly, I just want to say that I’m still recovering from Friday and most of my voice has returned. Welcome back, voice. Thanks again to the peeps at Olmeca Black Tequila, Goldfish, Top Billing and Pussy Energy Drink for making it all so special. Aww shucks, YOU GUYS!!!

Keep an eye out on 2oceansvibe for the video of that event. As well as the 2oceansvibe Show and WeatherGirls coming out later this week, featuring our guests, Goldfish and WeatherGirl (and Wonderbra girl), the outrageously hot Elbe van der Merwe. Perhaps I should remind you of who she is?

Try these out for size (click pics for higher res images):

Shame, why do I always have to give you such kak WeatherGirls? You really are quite deprived, aren’t you? Just you WAIT until you see Elbe doing the weather report – my God!

So anyway, back to the other things I was meant to tell you.

Ok, I’ve thought of a new word. That’s right my friends. You will recall some of the great cool sayings, phrases, words and handshakes I’ve been giving you over the years, including such classics as “water off a duck’s back” and “mind over matter.” Well, I’ve gone and done it again! Enjoy this..

You know what a “cougar” is, right?

UrbanDictionary tells us:

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity — particularly the true hotties — as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

Ja, well, I’ve come up with a word for the gay male equivalent of a cougar. You know, a slick older grey-haired hot gay guy in his fifties, who hangs out at bars and preys on younger cute gay guys who will enjoy his mansion and sports car.

You ready for it?

You sure you ready for the new word for the gay male version of a cougar?

Here it is : “Poogar”

See what I did there?

Use it, don’t use it (also mine).

Hope everyone is having a stunning Monday!