I’ve noticed a HELLUVA lot of adverts for the new Range Rover online, as well as offline. I just want to say right now that I STRONGLY urge you NOT to buy one. I say this to you as your friend, brand meister and, as an “opinion leader” I feel it’s my duty. Whether it’s a good car or not is actually, funnily enough, irrelevant. THAT is how horrific dealing with Range Rover will become.

I remember once saying (with tears in my eyes) to one of the managers at Land Rover, Cape Town, “Why do you guys persist on delivering the worst service out of any car dealership? You know you guys are famous for shit service, right?”

“I know,” was the answer. And yet they persist.

And don’t think that buying the top of the range car from them will make a difference to your experience – oh no – trust me, I’ve been there. Chat to any of my P.A.’s from the last three years and there is a good chance they will have a small vomit in their mouths when they hear the words “range” (or “land”) and “rover.”

Don’t for one second, forget THIS ARTICLE I gave you in June. It’s a GLOBAL problem.

What would lead someone to this point?
Think about that for a second..

You cannot afford the time and the headaches that you will receive. And I urge you to discuss this issue with other Range Rover owners – it’s pretty much unanimous (you might want to avoid the romantic Defender owners (with all due respect to them)). It is, quite simply, not worth it. Better yet, CLICK HERE for a long list of Google results about the very same thing.

I am genuinely telling you this for your own good. Seriously, are you a smart person? Or do you enjoy pain?

If nothing is stopping you then PLEASE, at the very least, read over that article (including the comments).

More than this, I cannot do.

You row your own boat from here.