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Kevin Federline on his latest hectique weight vibe, “If God didn’t want me to eat an entire 12 piece original recipe meal in one sitting, he wouldn’t have invented KFC buckets.” [theblemish]

A South African ad, featuring a James Dean-lookalike living a “long and wholesome life,” is being hailed as an instant classic. The short video—created for an investment agency—ends with the line: “Given more time, imagine the possibilities.” Well done, King James![Guardian/Jezebel]

Lindsay Lohan was robbed recently. You knew that, right? Well anyway, the police analysed the video footage and it looks like they’ve caught the guy who was stealing electronics. Her coke dealer.. [TMZ]

Garry Kasparov and Anatoly Karpov have renewed their old rivalry in a twelve game exhibition match at Valencia. The contest will last three days with two rapid games on days one and two to be followed by eight blitz games on day three. [telegraph]

One of Australia’s richest men, Clive Palmer, has drawn criticism for buying his teenage daughter a yacht worth AU$5.3m (R34 million… big wank). Child experts say that giving multi-million dollar gifts to teenagers is dangerous because it gives them unrealistic expectations about money. whatever, have you SEEN this beauty? (the boat, not the daughter) [luxuo]

Although Oksana Grigorieva is carrying Mel Gibson’s child, she says there aren’t wedding plans in their future… yet. The singer dismissed marriage during her appearance on the British morning show ‘GMTV.’ “Actually we have no plans to marry whatsoever. [popeater]

An execution gone terribly wrong – For more than two hours, Ohio prison officials unsuccessfully attempted to administer a lethal injection to convicted killer Romell Broom. Now the state, Broom’s lawyers, and the courts are trying to figure out what to do next. [newsweek]

Oh my God, girls – Suri Cruise is looking ADORABLE! Suri Cruise may only be three-years-old but she’s already experimenting with make-up! The world famous toddler was spotted in Boston with a smear of pink lipstick across her face as she strolled with her parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. [celebitchy]

Barack Obama goes on David Letterman’s The Late Show. Addressing suggestions that recent criticism of his health care reform efforts has been grounded in racism, President Obama this afternoon quipped, “I think it’s important to realize that I was actually black before the election.” Loads more.. [cbsnews]