Sharks Rugby have really outdone themselves this time! They’ve expanded the successful sharks brand and franchise into an online dating service. And check out the chicks they’ve got on the front page – wowzers!
Ja, look, those are obviously just promotion or Sharks girls on the right of the screen – I doubt they’re “available” on the dating site. But look at “Tarryn” – that little angel at the bottom, third from the third. Damn, she looks like a bona fide cracker!
And for the girls out there, have a squizz at “Jacques” in the middle. He looks like he’s good to go, right?
Apparently when girls go on it asks what kind of guy they’re looking for, and then it gives them options in that category, using names of Sharks players as examples. So girls can choose from the “soft and caring” list and then, within that list, they’ll have guys like John Smit and Beast Mtawarira. Or they can choose the “sex machine” list, which has names like Rory Kockott and Francois Steyn. So they choose which player is closest to what they’re looking for, and it spits out options closely resembling that player.
Pretty cool, hey?
[thanks michael]
UPDATE – it should be noted that recent intelligence suggests that the website above is in no way OFFICIALLY linked to sharks rugby. We also confirmed that the birds shown above are not available to date on the website. I don’t know what that leaves you with but, you know, enjoy it anyway!
For some real sharks Rugby action, check out The Barndog and the boys at sharksrugby.co.za
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