No, I’m not joking. Seriously. Pinch yourself. See? It hurts. I wouldn’t lie to you, my baby.

This is real life and it’s real time.

See? It’s real!

I seriously hope I don’t need to introduce this rabble to you. Because, for me, I feel like I’m stuck in some kind of nativity play here. I don’t know if I’m a sheep, or a cow, or if I’m Joseph the carpenter. But what I CAN tell you is the three kings have just arrived and instead of gold, frankincense and myrrh, they’ve got Just Jinjer, Flat Stanley and aKing . And I tell you something else – Jesus is over the fucking moon.

Honestly, this is a MASSIVE concert. This is a WORLD CLASS event. Are you getting me? Just Jinjer is one of the biggest selling rock bands in SA history! And between Flat Stanley and aKing (ex Fokofpolisiekar) you’ve got so many top selling albums and European tours – you could pretty much go to this concert and never have to go to another one again. You’ve ticked all the boxes, as it were..

If you need any more convincing (and feel that you can waste that kind of time and risk not getting tickets), check out all their bios on the concert Facefuck page here. (Ooh, but I’ve got a dirty mouth today!!!)

The production is gonna be sick and the lighting is going to blow you away! My goodness, it’s been a long time since there has been such a good showcase of top quality SA music in one place!

And you know what? We’re giving away 5 pairs of tickets!

Aha. That’s right – you heard me.

TO ENTER, text the word ‘just’ to 35002

(R3 per sms, please do not enter if you do not want to hear from Just Jinjer in the future)

Winners will be contacted by Thursday night.

What are you doing? Why you still here?

Get your phone dummy!

Or, better yet, CLICK HERE and buy a ticket online NOW ! Honestly, there aren’t many left! Don’t balls it up like you ballsed up your Killers tickets..