It’s that time of the month again.. as we remove the best of the rubbish you send me which gathers dust on my desktop, and release it onto the United Internet.

We’ll kick off with this genius, sent in by Trev:

 

Wrong way, my love.

 

Then this absolute gem, spotted by Phillip, somewhere in the United Kingdom of America.

 

Whoever did this is displaying
dangerous levels of genius..

 

Then we see that Woolies have joined the trend (spotted last time at Spar (here )) and are now selling their own version of the food taking Cape Town by storm.

 

Wonder if it tastes similar to the “ass rolls” at Spar?
[thanks chris]

 

Spotted at Peace River Trading:

 

10/10
[thanks dave]

 

That’s not Chris Dales, is it?
Willeen, please ask Anton if he knows.

 

[thanks nick]

 

Very unfortunate – from the Free State, no less.

 

Quite heavy?
[thanks martin]

 

I spoke too soon..

 

Who ARE you trying to be?
That’s not YOU, is it, Furter?
[thanks shaun]

 

Forries spelling fail:

 

Anyone can make a spelling mistake
Making them on printed umbrellas…not so good
[thanks kirsten]

 

Bigger spelling fail:

 

It’s true – everything could very easily
turn into sausages
[thanks warren]

 

Spell it how you say it:

 

Say that out loud and it will make sense
[thanks griff]

 

And there you have it! Another wildly successful installment of DESKTOP CLEANUP!!

Until next time.

Yo Shorty!

Whatya gonna do?

*Sorry, but I’ve had those Danny K lyrics in my head the whole day. Ever since we started laughing about them at lunch yesterday.