Look, this has got absolutely nothing to do with District 9, other than the fact that it involves an alien.

E.T. to be exact.

It’s an old pic of me as a kid which I’ve been toying with for, like, an eternity. I didn’t know what to do with it, but I realised it had to find its way onto 2oceansvibe. I just knew you had to see it, especially the girls out there, because I look so goddamn gorgeous with my golden curls.

Finally, with the arrival of District 9, I found an obscure topic to connect it to.

Chew on this for a bit.

E.T. and Seth
Too precious for words

So ja, I guess you can say that the aliens have accepted me.

And to the girls out there – looking at that pic you’re probably thinking things like “how adorable” and that kind of rubbish. Well let me tell you right now for a FACT, I would have HAD you….right there and then. I know this because I have first hand knowledge of what was going through my head at the time.

And it was you.

Naked.

Dancing in front of me with half a bottle of vodka in your hand and a joint in your mouth.

As Tanita Tikaram’s “Twist in my Sobriety“ played in the background (click that – picture it).