Unbelievably, I had never tried an IN-N-OUT burger before. I didn’t really care, but the constant disbelief became a bit too much. I just couldn’t take it. The people. Constantly telling me how amazing the burgers were. And then, when telling them I had never had one, they would just stand there, with their mouths open – shocked. I thought I was being set up the first time. But when everyone was displaying the same reaction, I knew what do.

It was one of my last stops in Los Angeles. Thank God I did it..

There it is

I went for the cheese burger with chips
And limitless soda

You’re welcome

9 gimps made my burger

Voila!!!
Deal with it.

Well, I tell you, it was fucking amazing! Everything so fresh and so damn tasty. And juicy – did I mention juicy? My word! It was like my taste buds were at a formula 1 race.

Now I kind of understand why everyone makes such a stink about it. I mean, these things are in a completely different league to the other fast-food burger places. Macky D’s and the boys – who use the same stuff for the fries as they do the rolls. And the burger itself. It’s all the same stuff. You are aware of that, right?

I swear! There is a big block of this stuff in the back. A MASSIVE block. Then they take special knives and shape-makers and they cut the various shapes they need and give it a spray paint. Like they’ll cut a burger shape out of it and spray paint it brown. Then the roll they spray gold colour and the cheese yellow etc. etc.

Didn’t you know that?

It’s true – even the boxes are made of the same stuff. Just cut and sprayed different.

Not at IN-N-OUT burger. They use real stuff. Amazing.real.stuff.

I can’t believe you haven’t had one…

[sorry paul]