The Spar on Kloof, which is famous for its loose Russians (here) is now diversifying even further into the realm of hilariousness with their latest product line – Ass Rolls..

(Thanks Delamaine)

Very interesting vibe they’re going for there. It’s ironic that corbohydrates are usually blamed for the extra weight people put on in areas including the buttocks. Spar obviously feel that we should be embracing this. They should bring out some new ones, like “Cellulite Chocolate” and “Pimple Sweets.”

Then we move on to this wonderful male chicken flavoured soup, spotted by an ex-pat reader in the UK. Amazing vibe.

(Thanks Rupert)

Good. Good. And then here we see the same male chicken mentioned again. Although there is no picture of him this time. It seems to have something to do with a Seeman called Frank? And it’s cheesy..

(Thanks Simon)

Whilst I’m sure they didn’t mean these things to come out the way they did, one has to wonder – did NO-ONE pick it up?

Very odd.