I don’t know. This guy seems to be everywhere. I don’t know what this whole “High School Musical” vibe is, but it’s doing my head in. I went into the Disney store on the Champs-Élysées, hoping to find some sexy figurine to go with my Betty Boop doll (here). To no avail – the store had turned into a High Scool Musical clusterfuck.

So besides that, and besides the fact that Zac Efron is pretty much “having something” with Megan Fox (here) who once confessed that she is obsessed with him (here), he has ALSO had a haircut.

This one is for the laydezz!

Zac Efron has had a haircut

Well I hope that was everything and more than you had ever imagined.

Personally, I’m having my last haircut with Marco this week..

[takes a deep breath and then spits out] ..the-last-time-in-14-years.

No, that was not an optical illusion. 14 YEARS!!!

How radical is that? NO-ONE else has cut my hair! For 14 years!

I don’t quite know how to deal with it.

Can I get Marco to brief the next person that deals with my locks? Is that viable? Do people dothat??

Where should I be going anyway?

Does Linda of London still operate at the Mount Nelson?