I’ve got a pantload of unrelated images all over my desktop that were meant for their own individual articles. Images that have made the grade and progressed from the pile of rubbish I receive, onto my desktop.They’ve been their too long and the moment is gone. So I’m putting them all into one article. Right here, right now.

We’ll kick off with this incredible pic of Mickey Rourke with a Cockatoo on his shoulder. As he does.

That’s how Mickey rolls.

Then there is this little stunner my dad took of the builder’s car, outside our place in Provence. What they do is they mix the cement in the boot of their car.

Beautiful vibe!

Then this numberplate, spotted in Jo’burg:

That’s a downright lie.
[thanks neil]

Black Labour beer served at a Cape Town Chinese Restaurant. Referring, of course (albeit spelt wrong), to the range of T-shirts designed by Laugh It Off, Justin Nurse’s company which won a David v Goliath style court case against South African Breweries a few years back (here).

[thanks rouvanne]

And this, also spotted in Jo’burg.

Not bad.
Actually, it is quite bad.
[thanks dylan]

Spotted on the N1 – whoopsie!
[thanks nick]

Football World Cup 2010
Noooooo, Man!!!!
[thanks ilyas]

Mister N2 – whaaah, that’s hilarious.

And this guy reckons he rules GP.

That’s not Craig Lorden, is it?
[thanks kobus]

And if Gauteng has a numberplate saying LORD OF GP, it comes as no surprise that they have this one as well:

It should have read UN BE LIEVABLE!
[thanks nick]

Ok. There you have it. Generally pretty horrific.

Thanks for your time.

Now I’ve got some room on my desktop.