Yup, you guessed it – this happened in the UK, where they specialise in this kind of stuff.

I’ll break it down for you. This 36 year old woman, Debbie Mallinson, has fled her council estate with her 18 year old lover, Adam. Debbie’s son is, naturally, Adam’s best friend. Her son is one of SIX children she has created (via FOUR separate fathers) and brought into the world.

They have moved in with Adam’s sister in Cornwall and Debbie claims “I can’t help who I fall in love with!”

Her kids are now in foster care.

Adam and Debs
Following their hearts, not their heads.

A stunning vibe, all in all.

Let’s get into it:

A MUM of six has ditched her kids and run off with her son’s 18-YEAR-OLD best pal.

Debbie Mallinson, 36, fled her council semi after telling her shocked children: “I can’t help who I fall in love with.”

She then moved in with baby-faced toyboy Adam Caban in Falmouth, Cornwall.

Mallinson’s eldest sons, aged 15 and ten, are now living with relatives. Her other kids — a girl of eight, a boy of six, a boy of five and a girl aged three — are in foster care.

And an ex-partner of the runaway mum branded her a “disgrace” last night — and sneered: “She falls in love more often than she gives birth.”

The man, who fathered three of the brunette’s six children, hit out after she deserted her young family.

Mallinson fled her council home after climbing out of a window and sprinting down the front path into a waiting cab.

Her 15-year-old eldest son had earlier caught her on the phone telling Adam, his best friend, that she loved him. Before she left, Mallinson told her children: “I can’t help who I fall in love with.”

But her disgusted ex said: “It breaks my heart — she doesn’t give a stuff about anyone but her.”

Mallinson, whose children were fathered by FOUR dads, is living with baby-faced Adam at his sister’s home in Falmouth, Cornwall.

Before walking out two weeks ago, she phoned social services saying she couldn’t cope and was going off to live with her lover.

Her furious former partner said last night: “This woman is an absolute disgrace as a mother.

“First she has an affair with her son’s best friend, then she dumps her kids to move in with him.

Mallinson — whose youngsters cannot be identified — stormed out of her three-bed semi after a blazing row with her teenage son.

He and his eldest brother, who is ten, are now living with their grandparents and father respectively.

But the lads’ four siblings — a girl aged eight, a boy of six, a boy aged five, and a three-year-old girl — have been put in to foster care.

[it goes on – I strongly suggest you read more here]

Jaaa….ummm… As much as it breaks my heart I’m going to go with my instinct on this one and say that it’s probably not going to work out between these two.

Yup, I said it.

Sorry about that, but I just have a funny feeling about it.

[thanks simon]