I’ve been approached by a food and beverages company to create a range of Seth Rotherham shaped chocolates, but I told them it wasn’t really my vibe. I felt it would be “jumping the gun” a bit to get chocolate Seths before having an action figure on the shelves.

There’s kind of an order to these things, don’t you agree? I mean for God’s sake, I haven’t even launched my fragrance yet, “Hectique” by Seth Rotherham.

That aside, it seems Daniel Craig has reached the ice lolly stage.

Now you can lick Daniel Craig

They’re calling it…..wait for it……License to CHILL!!! Oh my good Lord!

Many women would admit wanting to put their lips to James Bond star Daniel Craig’s sculpted torso.

And this summer they can almost realise their dream – with ice lollies shaped like the 007 actor.

An ice cream company created the purple ‘licence to chill’ smoothie after asking more than 1,000 women which male celebrity they would like to see on the end of a stick.

Del Monte Superfruit Smoothies, who produced the limited edition replica lollies, said artists ‘worked tirelessly’ to recreate a sculpture of 41-year-old Craig in the scene where he emerges from the sea in Casino Royale.

 

The offending scene

 

‘Daniel Craig topped our poll of Britain’s coolest celebrities and thanks to our Del Monte lolly replica he is officially immortalised as super smooth and licensed to chill,’ said spokesman Matt O’Connor.

The Daniel Craig smoothie lollies are blueberry, pomegranate and cranberry flavoured and under 100 calories each.

[more here]

Ja, look, I don’t know if I can see myself taking a lick of that ice lolly. It’s just not going to happen. I reckon the Daniel Craig ice lolly vibe is more suited to the angels out there.

Give me a frozen Rorer Moore and maybe we can talk. It would be far more cool and manly with Moore.

[thanks paul]