FOR RICHER FOR POORER

Good morning! Ok, we’re going to kick off with something quite special indeed!

It was about a week ago (was it a week ago? Yes it was.) that we chatted about Hiedi Klum and Seal’s “white trash” themed party (here) they threw to renew their wedding vows. It was very well received by both their guests and the readers of this fine digital broadsheet.

Now, although it might be tricky at first to comprehend, there are some folk who are able to do it in the complete reverse. ie. white trash having a lush wedding. It’s true. It happens.

This came out towards the end of last year in The Daily Mail and has been doing the rounds again.

Just sit back, relax and enjoy it to the maximus.

The ?100,000 white wedding for the 16-year-old girl who lives in a caravan

What Daddy’s little girl wants Daddy’s little girl gets.

So when Missy Quinn insisted on a big white wedding with her boyfriend, her father said YES.

It didn’t matter that she was only 16 and the groom 17.

Daddy also said yes to a ?16,000 wedding dress (which looked suspiciously like a crop top and skirt) and Yes to 150 guests at the reception. Then there were the cars, the hotels, the tiara and the ?500 bouquet.

Belly-ring matches the earrings.
Good show.

In the end, making Missy’s wedding dreams come true cost her father – who lives in a caravan and surfaces driveways for a living – a whopping ?100,000.

But as his princess, who hasn’t been in a classroom since she was nine and wants to be a glamour model (good luck), posed for photographs, her father Simon, 35, declared it was worth every penny. ‘I’m very proud of her today,’ he said.

Missy was just happy to be the undisputed centre of attention.

Her dress, studded with Swarovski crystals, and with a 10ft wide train, was so heavy that it took ten guests to help her struggle out of the Rolls-Royce Phantom that brought her to the church.

The bride Missy (16) and the groom, Thomas Moghon 17
And that’s her mum and dad on the far left and right

‘It was huge. I wanted to outdo everyone else’s wedding dress,’ she said. ‘It was extremely heavy and just standing in the church was really difficult. But despite all that, I felt just like Cinderella.’

The bill was around five times the cost of the average British wedding.

Missy said: ‘It cost a fortune, but I’ve always wanted a big wedding and my dad has been saving for ages to pay for it.’

Missy met Thomas at Alton Towers theme park when she was 13.

They continued to date despite her traveller family leaving their caravan park in Stoke-on-Trent every summer to tour the UKwhile Thomas lived with his parents in Wolverhampton.

Missy said: ‘I just knew he was The One from the beginning. He’s perfect.’

Her mother Theresa, 33, who married Missy’s father at 16, said: ‘I was surprised they wanted to get married so young in this day and age. But we could see they were madly in love.’

The couple married six days after Missy turned 16 at St Mary’s Catholic Church in Congleton-Cheshire. The bride carried a chrystal bouquet, no fresh flowers for her. After the ceremony-guests in feathers and crystals enjoyed champagne and an all-day buffet at the reception. Girls as young as nine showed off bikini tops, high heels and make-up. It was a classy affair.

Guest Victoria Docherty, 23, who wore a ?700 hotpants and bra outfit, said: ‘This isn’t unusual – it’s just what we do at weddings. It’s all very extravagant. Everything is paid for by the bride’s daddy.’

Missy and Thomas honeymooned in Turkey before moving into their own ?18,000 caravan – a wedding gift from her parents.

“For ever and ever, Amen”

Who will be the lucky stud to
hitch one of these two in a few years time?

Stunning!

We have arrived!

What would Boyzone do?

Couldn’t have asked for more

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