I wonder if globally recognised superstars pause for a second before they start filming or snapping pics of themselves naked? And then, after that, do they think about keeping the pics in a safe place? Not really, it appears, as they always seem to make it onto your computer screen – like they are now.

As is my duty to keep you ahead of the pack in terms of braai time conversation, these pics Rihanna took of herself surfaced online within the last 24 hours.

Again you will say to your lunch time guests that you’ve seen the pics they have only heard about. Again they will ask you WHERE-OH-WHERE did you see them? Then you’ll go, “The same place I get all of the quality pearls of wisdom that I keep telling you about, Silly Billy – 2oceansvibe !”

Then he’ll go (because he’s a tool), “I tried to go there but it didn’t work.”

Then you’ll go, “did you type in the NUMBER 2 before “oceansvibe” and not the WORD two.”

That’s when he’ll go, “Oooh! Is it the NUMBER 2?”

“Shame,” is all you’ll say to him. “Shame on YOU.”

Back to Rihanna..

Peek-a-boo

Very chilled

Ja, I know, those probably aren’t what you were expecting. For that, you’re gonna have to click here . Pasop, those of you at work.

BAM!

Sorry, you were saying?