Developed from/into the book Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation.

As told by Peter Walsh to The Roofer , to me.

This may well be the best joke of your life.

A Giant Panda

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. “Hey!” shouts the manager. “Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!”

The panda yells back at the manager, “Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!”

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: “A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves.

Bwaaaahahaha!!!

Eats.

Shoots.

And leaves!

That’s what I’m talking about! Quality humour! I mean, really – what more do you want from a joke?

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