Local Afrikaans newspaper, Rapport, are becoming more and more sensational by the day! This weekend they absolutely dominated with a story about the girl in the Joost van der Westhuizen video!

I’ve been DYING to see what this chick looks like. Given that the truth will eventually come out, the hotness of the chick could have counted in Joost van der Westhuizen’s favour. If it turned out she was a perfect 10 Russian, I think you’ll find the public more understanding.

Sadly this is not the case, as 24 year old Marilize van Emmenis has finally gone public about what happened with Joost van der Westhuizen. This includes her confirmation that it IS Joost van der Westhuizen in the video.

Marilize van Emmenis
(Source:Rapport)

But we knew that. What we did not know, is that the shit Joost was sniffing wasn’t cocaine, it was actually “cat” which Joost brought along. Cat is apparently a very poor man’s coke.

Nice.

Classy.

She also maintains that the reason she is doing this (going public) is because Amore (Joost’s wife) should know about his infidelity, as well as the general public and fans that apparently look up to him as a role model and a religious family man. For out foreign readers out there who have never heard of Joost, he and his wife were basically a South African version/caricature of Posh and Becks. Very emboerrissing to watch.

It is also starting to make sense why Joost claimed that the guy in the video’s penis was too big to be his. Subconsciously, he knew this would all eventually come out and he would have the opportunity to say, “Fuck, I guess my dick IS that big!!” See what he did there? He tricked us. The penis in the video wasn’t actually that big in the first place!

Genius, really.

If you want to find out more from the woman in the video, you can read it all in Afrikaans in the Rapport. I basically translated all of the stuff above. Pretty good, hey? I’ll admit, I had a shit-hot Afrikaans teacher at school.

Dankie meneer, vir al die advice en tips.

If you don’t understand Afrikaans, then you can go straight to www.joostsextape.co.za and watch it in the international language of sex tapes.

UPDATE: Even more in English from iol.